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Posted on 7/13/13 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 7/13/13 at 3:18 pm
Ya mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes
Ya mama teeth so black she spit licorice
Ya mama teeth so black she spit licorice
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Posted on 7/13/13 at 7:31 pm to sms151t
Your thread so bad this is the only reply
Posted on 7/13/13 at 10:47 pm to sms151t
Your mom's vagina so wide Dora couldn't explore it
Posted on 7/13/13 at 11:25 pm to sms151t
Your momma so stupid she sits on the TV and WATCHES THE MOTHER frickIN COUCH
Posted on 7/13/13 at 11:26 pm to sms151t
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Too soon.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Too soon.
This post was edited on 7/13/13 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 7/13/13 at 11:26 pm to sms151t
Your mother is so black, the cops shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights.
Posted on 7/13/13 at 11:27 pm to rtr14
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Too soon.
ISWYDT
Posted on 7/13/13 at 11:30 pm to sms151t
Yo mama's so fat she dropped her self portrait off at the photo lab a year ago and it's still being developed.
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 7/14/13 at 12:08 am to Stonehog
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Your mother is so black, the cops shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights.
new one to me
Posted on 7/14/13 at 12:30 am to Stonehog
quote:You're killing me bro
Your mother is so black, the cops shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights.
Posted on 7/14/13 at 9:45 am to Swoopin
Somebody watches In Living Color
Posted on 7/14/13 at 12:44 pm to sms151t
Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
yo house so small the front door and back door are on the same hinge.
yo house is so dirty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
yo house so small the front door and back door are on the same hinge.
yo house is so dirty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
This post was edited on 7/14/13 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 7/14/13 at 1:05 pm to magildachunks
Yo mama teef so yella da bitch spits butta.
Posted on 7/14/13 at 5:53 pm to sms151t
Your momma is so fat her Patronus is a cake
Posted on 7/14/13 at 5:56 pm to DMagic
This one gets me every time...
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 6:23 am to sms151t
Ya mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
Posted on 7/15/13 at 6:55 am to Stonehog
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Your mother is so black, the cops shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights.
I don't know how I'd never heard this one before, but that's good
Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:58 am to CNB
CNB That's a great one
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:04 am to JEAUXBLEAUX
Yo mama is like an SUV
Big, black, and room enough for 6 construction workers on the inside.
Big, black, and room enough for 6 construction workers on the inside.
Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:56 am to sms151t
Yo mama is like a toilet bowl. White, round, and full of shite.
Yo deaf mama said I heard that.
Yo blind mama said I saw that.
Yo mute mama said.
Yo deaf mama said I heard that.
Yo blind mama said I saw that.
Yo mute mama said.
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