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What kind of porn do Muslims enjoy? it's baaaahh'aaaad

Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:04 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:04 pm
Google, the world’s most popular Internet search engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list. Google found that of the top 10 countries - searching for sex-related sites - six were Muslim, with Pakistan on the top. The other Muslim countries are Egypt at number 2, Iran at 4, Morocco at 5, Saudi Arabia at 7 and Turkey at 8. Non-Muslim states are Vietnam at 3, India at 6, Philippines at 9 and Poland at 10.


Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:



Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3)
Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3)
Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4)
Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1)
Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5)
Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4)
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5)
Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4)
This post was edited on 5/2/13 at 8:06 pm
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:06 pm to
I've looked up pig sex before, but it was usually when I was trying to figure out what fat girls looked like naked.

I wonder if that search would come up with different results in Pakistan.

Imagine living in a culture where women are looked upon with such disdain that you'd rather see a dude banging a horse (or getting banged by a horse) than anything involving a woman.
This post was edited on 5/2/13 at 8:07 pm
Posted by SwayzeBalla
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:07 pm to
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Elephant Sex

Roll Tide
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:13 pm to
How would one go about having snake sex?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:14 pm to
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How would one go about having snake sex?


Randy will know
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:15 pm to
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Imagine living in a culture where women are looked upon with such disdain that you'd rather see a dude banging a horse (or getting banged by a horse) than anything involving a woman.



I see no use for a religion where you can’t even SEE the women and the men all look like unshaved asses. And the guys wear sandals, OK? If that alone isn’t reason to contemplate reviving the Crusades, I don’t know what is.
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:15 pm to
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How would one go about having snake sex?


Based on what older people said about me in my younger years, apparently you have someone else hold its mouth open.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:16 pm to
Unfortunately he's not with us to tell us about it.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:19 pm to
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Based on what older people said about me in my younger years, apparently you have someone else hold its mouth open.

But according to Clinton, oral sex is not real sex. But wouldn't that be some pretty sharp fangs?
This post was edited on 5/2/13 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:20 pm to
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Unfortunately he's not with us to tell us about it.



Was he bannnt?
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:22 pm to
Apparently so.
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:35 pm to
I knew there was a good reason A&M had a campus in Qatar.
Posted by Evolved Simian
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 8:49 pm to
What do Pakistanis have against foxes?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 9:15 pm to
What you're saying is, they love "Allah" of it?
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 9:19 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 5/2/13 at 9:19 pm to
They are gonna Jihad us sooooooooooo hard
Posted by PepaSpray
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Posted on 5/3/13 at 8:08 am to
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I see no use for a religion where you can’t even SEE the women and the men all look like unshaved asses. And the guys wear sandals, OK? If that alone isn’t reason to contemplate reviving the Crusades, I don’t know what is.


Deus vult!

Posted by gateway2mizzou01
st louis, mo
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 5/3/13 at 5:28 pm to
When you owns all the oil, you can enjoy whatever kind of porn you want.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/3/13 at 6:17 pm to
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Imagine living in a culture where women are looked upon with such disdain that you'd rather see a dude banging a horse (or getting banged by a horse) than anything involving a woman.


You're taking out the equation where a woman could be getting banged by a horse or whatever other animal.
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