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My experience at the Texas A&M basketball game.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:13 pm
One of my high school friends, we all use to call him Squirts(Long story...), goes to Texas A&M and happened to call me up the other day informing me that he had an extra ticket to the Kentucky game and asked if I wanted to come down and we could make a weekend out of it.
I'd never been to Texas A&M before so I figured, "Ehm, why not?". So upon arriving at College Station, the first thing I noticed is the fact that everyone at Texas A&M is incredibly short. As soon as I arrived, it seemed like a million eyes were glaring at me. To put it in perspective, imagine that scene from The Wizard Of Oz, when Dorothy's house first crashes down and the little munchkins start to appear out of hiding, shocked and scared.
I mean, I'm 6'5" which puts me well above the average, but these kids didn't seem to be an inch over 5'0" tall; each one wearing something maroon and a military-style haircut, similar to a Mississippi State crowd except for about 12"'s shorter and smelling of what seemed to be stale milk and livestock.
The campus was actually pretty large, but unfortunately it was one of the worst campuses I've ever been to from a architectural viewpoint. The game was incredibly lacking of any atmosphere. I asked my friend how the nightlife was here in College Station and he seemed overly excited to take me to this place called Hormback's.
Let me describe this place to you, imagine that scary old house at the end of the street in your neighborhood that the old crazy man lives in. You know the one, the old house where it took two weeks before anyone realized that the crazy old man who lived there had died. Imagine if they then half-hearted-ly renovated that house into a bar but didn't bother to remove the smell of two week old decaying flesh from the joint. That was this place.
It smelt terrible, it looked terrible, it was the embodiment of Texas A&M because every student was there. I had to literally wade through what seemed like a daycare of fun-sized maroon-laden college students every time to get a drink. Of course, being much larger and more noticeably built than the rest of the population, I drew a lot of female attention. I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.
I ended up leaving early, there was really nothing interesting in college station, it felt like I was on the set of The Hobbit the entire time. Probably the worst college basketball atmosphere I've ever experienced.
I'd never been to Texas A&M before so I figured, "Ehm, why not?". So upon arriving at College Station, the first thing I noticed is the fact that everyone at Texas A&M is incredibly short. As soon as I arrived, it seemed like a million eyes were glaring at me. To put it in perspective, imagine that scene from The Wizard Of Oz, when Dorothy's house first crashes down and the little munchkins start to appear out of hiding, shocked and scared.
I mean, I'm 6'5" which puts me well above the average, but these kids didn't seem to be an inch over 5'0" tall; each one wearing something maroon and a military-style haircut, similar to a Mississippi State crowd except for about 12"'s shorter and smelling of what seemed to be stale milk and livestock.
The campus was actually pretty large, but unfortunately it was one of the worst campuses I've ever been to from a architectural viewpoint. The game was incredibly lacking of any atmosphere. I asked my friend how the nightlife was here in College Station and he seemed overly excited to take me to this place called Hormback's.
Let me describe this place to you, imagine that scary old house at the end of the street in your neighborhood that the old crazy man lives in. You know the one, the old house where it took two weeks before anyone realized that the crazy old man who lived there had died. Imagine if they then half-hearted-ly renovated that house into a bar but didn't bother to remove the smell of two week old decaying flesh from the joint. That was this place.
It smelt terrible, it looked terrible, it was the embodiment of Texas A&M because every student was there. I had to literally wade through what seemed like a daycare of fun-sized maroon-laden college students every time to get a drink. Of course, being much larger and more noticeably built than the rest of the population, I drew a lot of female attention. I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.
I ended up leaving early, there was really nothing interesting in college station, it felt like I was on the set of The Hobbit the entire time. Probably the worst college basketball atmosphere I've ever experienced.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:14 pm to DanMullins4Life
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Long story
no kidding...
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:26 pm to DanMullins4Life
I'm a student at A&M, and I'm 6'1". I have also never heard of that bar. Your friend sucks. Also, where were you sitting. We don't all have corps haircuts. This is the most misinformed post I've ever read.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:26 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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I'd never been to Texas A&M before so I figured, "Ehm, why not?". So upon arriving at College Station, the first thing I noticed is the fact that everyone at Texas A&M is incredibly short.
Are you serious with this?

Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:28 pm to DanMullins4Life
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'd never been to Texas A&M before so I figured, "Ehm, why not?". So upon arriving at College Station, the first thing I noticed is the fact that everyone at Texas A&M is incredibly short.
really dumb but still funny
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:29 pm to jaysworld512
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I ended up leaving early, there was really nothing interesting in college station, it felt like I was on the set of The Hobbit the entire time. Probably the worst college basketball atmosphere I've ever experienced.

Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:30 pm to SwaggerCopter
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I'm a student at A&M, and I'm 6'1". I have also never heard of that bar. Your friend sucks. Also, where were you sitting. We don't all have corps haircuts. This is the most misinformed post I've ever read.
get you head out of your arse aggie. you have responded pretty much like the op wanted you too.

oh, and you didn't defend your fans smell. livestock vs corndogs? college football can be so bizarre that it's fun.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:31 pm to DanMullins4Life
If you want the College Station bar experience you should've gone to the Northgate area and not to where you went
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:33 pm to DanMullins4Life
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It smelt terrible, it looked terrible, it was the embodiment of Texas A&M because every student was there. I had to literally wade through what seemed like a daycare of fun-sized maroon-laden college students every time to get a drink. Of course, being much larger and more noticeably built than the rest of the population, I drew a lot of female attention. I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:33 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.
You had me until this. Decent enough troll. Didnt finish strong, though, and gave yourself away.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:36 pm to DanMullins4Life
Nice troll attempt.
At the end of the day, you still went to Mississippi State, where you lernt readin, writin, and rithmatic.
And I'm sorry that the lack of genetic variety created by multiple cousins in your ancestory having kids together made you a freak of nature in height.
At the end of the day, you still went to Mississippi State, where you lernt readin, writin, and rithmatic.
And I'm sorry that the lack of genetic variety created by multiple cousins in your ancestory having kids together made you a freak of nature in height.
This post was edited on 2/9/13 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:40 pm to Bubbles Up
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At the end of the day, you still went to Mississippi State, where you lernt readin, writin, and rithmatic. And I'm sorry that the vigor created by multiple cousins in your ancestory having kids together made you a freak of nature in height.

You're falling for the oldest trick in the book. This guy is an Ole Miss troll alter.
Any child knows that.
To the OP: Did you happen to see any Dually trucks?
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:50 pm to DanMullins4Life

decent effort but trying way too hard
Posted on 2/9/13 at 5:50 pm to postman56
I rate it a D. It isn't even remotely believable.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 6:01 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.
This knocked you down from a B- to a C-. Mediocre troll at best.
Posted on 2/9/13 at 6:09 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I struck up a conversation with this nice looking brunette(a rarity in College Station), and just asked her a bit about herself, in particular as to why a attractive girl like herself was at Texas A&M and not somewhere like the University Of Texas. She told me that her grades weren't good enough to get into UT.


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