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The Truth About the Auburn Job
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:43 pm
The Truth About the Auburn Job....
Whoever takes the Auburn job knows three things... That they're going to be paid well, other people besides the head coach really runs Auburn football and that the NCAA is just DYING to finally get this bunch bent over a barrel.
Petrino knows he's "damaged goods" and at his age, he'll sign a five year agreement for 20 million and that will take him to his retirement if it ends there....
Of course he'll mind it's not a school that won't compete for championships and will be under NCAA sanctions for most of his time there, but the checks will clear and that will be enough for him after losing his high income job with the Hogs...
Yes, he knows the corruption at Auburn, the payoffs from boosters and all, but he'll craft his contract to make him bullet proof from withholding pay from any NCAA wrong doing that goes along with it. He'll just say he didn't know it was going on and he'll keep getting paid....
Yes, some Auburn fans will yell that they got a coach with no scruples, but do they really understand just how bad the situation is at Auburn, how little control the head coach there really has and how bad the NCAA train is going to smack them...
Coaches would only be interested in the Auburn job for ONE REASON right now... Just to get a paycheck... For Petrino, that's a deal he'll take... And Auburn will be better off for it because he WILL make some difference... They could at least become respectable again...
Whoever takes the Auburn job knows three things... That they're going to be paid well, other people besides the head coach really runs Auburn football and that the NCAA is just DYING to finally get this bunch bent over a barrel.
Petrino knows he's "damaged goods" and at his age, he'll sign a five year agreement for 20 million and that will take him to his retirement if it ends there....
Of course he'll mind it's not a school that won't compete for championships and will be under NCAA sanctions for most of his time there, but the checks will clear and that will be enough for him after losing his high income job with the Hogs...
Yes, he knows the corruption at Auburn, the payoffs from boosters and all, but he'll craft his contract to make him bullet proof from withholding pay from any NCAA wrong doing that goes along with it. He'll just say he didn't know it was going on and he'll keep getting paid....
Yes, some Auburn fans will yell that they got a coach with no scruples, but do they really understand just how bad the situation is at Auburn, how little control the head coach there really has and how bad the NCAA train is going to smack them...
Coaches would only be interested in the Auburn job for ONE REASON right now... Just to get a paycheck... For Petrino, that's a deal he'll take... And Auburn will be better off for it because he WILL make some difference... They could at least become respectable again...
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:44 pm to Beachfinder
Thank you for the insight Larry
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:45 pm to Beachfinder
this will be well received! i'd wish you luck, but i'm just SOoooo sure people will love this type of thread here!
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:46 pm to Beachfinder
Tell me this, if someone is in a contract, how are they over a barrel and told what to do?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:46 pm to Beachfinder
:iaintreadingallthatshitgif:
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:46 pm to Beachfinder
Hey Larry, eat a bag of dicks! Mmmmkay?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:47 pm to Beachfinder
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:47 pm to Beachfinder
All of your posts are fricking horrible. Stop posting.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:51 pm to Beachfinder
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Coaches would only be interested in the Auburn job for ONE REASON right now STOP Just to get a paycheck STOP For Petrino, that's a deal he'll take STOP And Auburn will be better off for it because he WILL make some difference STOP They could at least become respectable again STOP
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:51 pm to Beachfinder
I you ask Saban and he was honest, he would probably say that about $3 million of his salary is for tolerating an ignorant and uneducated fanbase comprised of slack-jawed rednecks such as yourself. I guarantee that Saban cringes at 75% of the Alabama fanbase.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:54 pm to Beachfinder
You're killing your father, Larry.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 10:57 pm to Beachfinder
Larry you should be busy picking up your Diabeetus medication from CVS instead of posting your opinion that nobody cares about.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:08 pm to Beachfinder
Truth about Larry. He be a dumb MFer.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:18 pm to Beachfinder
Wow didn't know bama fans were this worried about our opening, very interesting.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:31 pm to Beachfinder
Trolling the shite out of AU fans for your 100th post.
You ole sandbaggin' SOB you. I knew you had the hate in you. Typical bammer
You ole sandbaggin' SOB you. I knew you had the hate in you. Typical bammer
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:32 pm to Beachfinder
Larry, your foot is gone
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