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Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:06 pm
using live mascots of each school in a caged ring the size of an endzone here is how I see the order of survival (1 lasting longest, 12 dying first)
ETA: several have asked so: there is a small pond inside the cage located in the SW corner and taking up about 15% of the battlefield. it is less than 5 feet deep.
Also the cage has a height of 40 feet and the bars are so close together nothing can fly in or out. there are no trees, Harvey killed them all.
1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
ETA: several have asked so: there is a small pond inside the cage located in the SW corner and taking up about 15% of the battlefield. it is less than 5 feet deep.
Also the cage has a height of 40 feet and the bars are so close together nothing can fly in or out. there are no trees, Harvey killed them all.
1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
This post was edited on 7/22/11 at 10:19 am
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:07 pm to Latarian
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9. War Eagle
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Just like everything else, Bama wins this too. Seriously? Nothing fricks with a grown bull elephant.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
I think the Commodore would check out much faster...
EDIT: Wait, does he carry a sword?
EDIT: Wait, does he carry a sword?
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Smokey would outlast UGA. That damn dog cant outlast daily breathing...
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
War Eagle could just fly until everyone else died except one
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:08 pm to Latarian
Tigers will eat everything on that list, especially a fricking pig 
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm to LanierSpots
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Smokey would outlast UGA. That damn dog cant outlast daily breathing...
Cue bitchy Georgia fans...
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm to stapuffmarshy
clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:09 pm to Latarian
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Battle Royale of SEC mascots
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Tusk the Razorback
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm to Latarian
Doesn't UT have some dude with a musket handling Smokey?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm to LanierSpots
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Smokey would outlast UGA. That damn dog cant outlast daily breathing...
How said is that that...I as a UGA fan agrees with you. The UGA prolly will just pass out climbing the steps to the cage.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:10 pm to Latarian
1. Mike the Tiger
2. Tusk the Razorback
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Bama Elephant
5. Gator
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Bully
9. Uga
10. Smokey
11. Gamecock
12. War Eagle
2. Tusk the Razorback
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Bama Elephant
5. Gator
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Bully
9. Uga
10. Smokey
11. Gamecock
12. War Eagle
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:11 pm to Latarian
1. The Commodore - would have a gun
2. War Eagle - Can fly to get away.
3. Elephant
4. Bear
5. Tiger
6. Gator
7. Razorback
8. Bulldog
9. Wildcat
10. Gamecock
11. Smokey
2. War Eagle - Can fly to get away.
3. Elephant
4. Bear
5. Tiger
6. Gator
7. Razorback
8. Bulldog
9. Wildcat
10. Gamecock
11. Smokey
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:11 pm to Thracken13
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clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen
The NCAA isn't in control of this one so no pay three and play three
you get one
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:11 pm to LanierSpots
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Smokey would outlast UGA. That damn dog cant outlast daily breathing...
I found humor in this.
I also found humor in the fact that the OP thinks a damn pig could out last every other mascot in a battle royale.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:12 pm to Latarian
Considering Tennessee's mascot is actually a dude with a gun, I'm going to have to move him up the list. And a bear or pig ain't fricking with a full grown alligator, hoss.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:12 pm to Slippery Slope
Well, 1st of all we don't have a live gator for a mascot and the guy that dresses up in the Albert costume is an ex Navy Seal so yeah we would win because he can easily fit an arsenal of weapons in that suit.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to Slippery Slope
Cockfighting. Nuff said 
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to G8RnGA
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How said is that that...I as a UGA fan agrees with you. The UGA prolly will just pass out climbing the steps to the cage.
Translation please.
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