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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to Latarian
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to Latarian
Seriously? A full grown elephant would not have much of a problem with any of these. Not sure any of the others would even approach the elephant without significant numbers.
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:13 pm to Rebelgator
Davey Crokett with his coon skin cap and musket.
Gun trumps animals.
/end thread
Gun trumps animals.
/end thread
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm to Teague
I read somewhere that the ancient Greeks used "war pigs" to scare off seige elephants.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm to Latarian
quote:
1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Rebel Black Bear
4. Gator
5. Bama Elephant
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. Gamecock
9. War Eagle
10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
A Chicken? You really think a damn chicken can whip a dog, even that mut from Tenn.
My english bulldog catches and kills rabbits in my backyard and she is 6 yrs old.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:14 pm to Latarian
1. Bama Elephant
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Gator
4. Rebel Black Bear
5. Tusk the Razorback
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. War Eagle
9. Uga/MSU bulldog (T)
11.Smokey
12.Gamecock
2 and 3 would switch if close to/in the water (Mike wouldn't stand a chance in a real swamp)
2. Mike the Tiger
3. Gator
4. Rebel Black Bear
5. Tusk the Razorback
6. Wildcat
7. The Commodore
8. War Eagle
9. Uga/MSU bulldog (T)
11.Smokey
12.Gamecock
2 and 3 would switch if close to/in the water (Mike wouldn't stand a chance in a real swamp)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:15 pm to Teague
Correct. A 15,000 bull elephant rules that list. Then the tiger, the gator, the razorback, the bear.
The gamecock has to be the first to die, then the commodore.
The gamecock has to be the first to die, then the commodore.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:16 pm to elposter
quote:
Seriously? A full grown elephant would not have much of a problem with any of these
I've never seen a full grown elephant on bama's campus- maybe you should watch a nature show or two....I've seen a tiger pack eat a elephant....with quickness too
unless you're talking about what's in the stands
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:17 pm to GoVols2003
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Davey Crokett with his coon skin cap and musket.
Gun trumps animals.
/end thread
Davy crockett isn't your mascot, now is he, fricking cheaters.
We're going to use our crimson tide. frick all y'all.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:17 pm to stapuffmarshy
Aren't Elephants scared of mice?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:18 pm to Latarian
What is the size of the cage?
What if the cage is too small that you can't get a full grown elephant in there? Does that mean you have a full grown tiger vs. a baby elephant?
What if the cage is too small that you can't get a full grown elephant in there? Does that mean you have a full grown tiger vs. a baby elephant?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:18 pm to stapuffmarshy
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I've never seen a full grown elephant on bama's campus
...then you haven't been to a sorority formal there.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:19 pm to Teague
Will that Tide sink Arky's boat?
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:19 pm to Swoopin
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then you haven't been to a sorority formal there.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:19 pm to Teague
OH shite! CRIMSON TSUNAMY!!!!!!!!!!
it just got real.
course, our eagle could just fly over the water.
it just got real.
course, our eagle could just fly over the water.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:20 pm to Swoopin
quote:
...then you haven't been to a sorority formal there.
Those Omega Mu's sure know how to party...
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:20 pm to Teague
Alligators can swim... We win.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:20 pm to Thracken13
quote:
OH shite! CRIMSON TSUNAMY!!!!!!!!!!
it just got real.
course, our eagle could just fly over the water.
This is like a never ending game of Rock, Paper, Scissors
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:20 pm to stapuffmarshy
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I've seen a tiger pack eat a elephant
You only get one. Single adult elephant beats single adult tiger, no question.
Now if you are talking about the guy in the Big Al suit, then he would pass out in the cage with the Tiger and Hog.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:20 pm to Swoopin
The Commodore is too damn old to last long.
Vols I used Smokey because he's a live animal mascot and that was kind of the point here, of course Vandy had to eff it up with a human.
Vols I used Smokey because he's a live animal mascot and that was kind of the point here, of course Vandy had to eff it up with a human.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:21 pm to Latarian
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10. Uga
11. MSU bulldog
Last I checked UGA's dogs were dying off quicker than ours
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