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re: Battle Royale of SEC mascots (Updated 7/22: Battlefield Details Added)
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:21 pm to Thracken13
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:21 pm to Thracken13
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our eagle could just fly over the water
your eagle will have already been poisoned by a 87 year old freak who walks around with walnuts in his pockets
(eagles love walnuts FWIW)
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Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:22 pm to Latarian
So someone who's a fan of a non-SEC school gets to tell us what mascot we are?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:22 pm to Latarian
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The Commodore is too damn old to last long.
Assuming this battle royal is on Saturday, one would have to ask whether or not the Commodore is even alive at this point.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:22 pm to MaroonNation
Yes, but theirs are on roids from the look of it. Won't last long, but will frick shite up for a short period of time.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:24 pm to Rebelgator
1. Harvey Updyke poisons all of the mascots.
2. BAMA wins.
3. Bama goes on probation cause they cheated in the Battle Royale.
4. BAMA later claims the tainted championship anyway and makes T-shirts stating such.
2. BAMA wins.
3. Bama goes on probation cause they cheated in the Battle Royale.
4. BAMA later claims the tainted championship anyway and makes T-shirts stating such.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:25 pm to Swoopin
hey when you start your own mascot battle thread you can make the rules, don't like it then GTFO of my thread, bitch.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
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1. Tusk the Razorback
2. Mike the Tiger
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:26 pm to Latarian
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1. Tusk the Razorback
Mike and Rebel would pull him apart like Chef.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:28 pm to RebFeBrees
I don't know about that. Some rednecks were fixing my car the other day and they kept talking about some Discovery Channel show about how feral pigs were taking over cities n shite.
And I believe everything a redneck mechanic tells me.
And I believe everything a redneck mechanic tells me.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:31 pm to Slippery Slope
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They are just taking over Arkansas, but not by force. They're simply outsmarting the natives.
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feral pigs were taking over cities n shite.
They are just taking over Arkansas, but not by force. They're simply outsmarting the natives.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:32 pm to Slippery Slope
Feral pigs are a menace.
Tigers are an endangered species.
Razorbacks don't die. We multiply. Kill one, and four more take its place.
Tigers need reservations and special protections just to manage not to die the frick out.
Feral pigs >> Tigers.
Tigers are an endangered species.
Razorbacks don't die. We multiply. Kill one, and four more take its place.
Tigers need reservations and special protections just to manage not to die the frick out.
Feral pigs >> Tigers.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:34 pm to Rebelgator
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They are just taking over Arkansas, but not by force. They're simply outsmarting the natives.
I laughed.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:35 pm to wmr
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Tigers need reservations and special protections just to manage not to die the frick out.
This is true. Tigers are pussies. They can't even fend for themselves in the wild. I never see a wild tiger, they are always in zoo's. I'm calling hogwash on tigers being badass.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:35 pm to Latarian
Please explain how the hog kills a freaking tiger, bear, gator and big arse elephant.
1. Elephant
2. Tiger
3. Gator
4. Black Bear
5. Razorback
6. Commodore
7. Wildcat
8. War Eagle
9. Gamecock
10. UGA
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
1. Elephant
2. Tiger
3. Gator
4. Black Bear
5. Razorback
6. Commodore
7. Wildcat
8. War Eagle
9. Gamecock
10. UGA
11. MSU bulldog
12. Smokey
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:36 pm to wmr
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Razorbacks don't die. We multiply. Kill one, and four more take its place.
So the feral pigs are really islamic terrorists?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:37 pm to Thracken13
quote:I hate this shite, i wish they would just pick one mascot.
clearly AU wins - I mean for Fricks sake we have an Eagle, a tiger and some Plainsmen.
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:39 pm to Tigah32
Razorback tusks > elephant tusks, tiger teeth, bear claws
blee dat
blee dat
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:39 pm to G8RnGA
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Translation please
The Georgia School system SUCKS arse!
eta: No way in HELL does a pig outlast the Tiger and an elephant.
This post was edited on 7/21/11 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:40 pm to Rebelgator
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Razorbacks don't die. We multiply. Kill one, and four more take its place.
So the feral pigs are really islamic terrorists?
Posted on 7/21/11 at 2:40 pm to wmr
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Feral pigs are a menace.
Tigers are an endangered species.
Razorbacks don't die. We multiply. Kill one, and four more take its place.
Tigers need reservations and special protections just to manage not to die the frick out.
Feral pigs >> Tigers
Heeere piggy piggy
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