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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:55 am to UGA220
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:55 am to UGA220
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TN orange isn't awful. It's very practical. TN fans can wear it to the game on Saturday, to hunting on Sunday, and to pick up trash along the highway the rest of the week.
The someone like yourself can make that joke for the first time ever.
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Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:56 am to The Nino
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To the MSU fan, whose pet rabbit I stole, got drunk and subsequently lost after a mind-numbing 3-2 victory and a mason jar full of your finest moonshine. I don't know who you are, how I got your pet, why I carried it around from party to party for several hours or what happened to Mr. John Hopkins (the name I gave your rabbit)....but I do know John was a hell of a drinker, he got me laid that night and he's probably happier not living in your piss-poor apartment.
Mr. Hopkins, I'm sorry you had to live in Starkville. Hop on my friend, hop on
^^^And the first place trophy goes to^^^
Posted on 4/6/11 at 8:57 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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^^^And the first place trophy goes to^^^
without question!
I just bookmarked this thread simply bc of that post. 
Posted on 4/6/11 at 9:10 am to CNB
to all the gator fans i hurled obscenities at in 04 in jacksonville...yes i was sitting on your side of the stadium but we only get to be obnoxious winners once every ten years or so..
...to the tech fans that we slung urinal cakes at in 07...you guys should have known better than to put bulldog urinal cakes in the urinals on the vistors side in atlanta...
....not sorry to...all the dawg fans i have cursed at for being unsupportive of our team...
...to the dawg fans who spilled beer on my kids...no worries...seeing AJ make that catch made it all wothwhile...
...to all the bama fans i have called toothless inbred rednecks....karma is a bitch cause i married a gump...
..to all the gator fans i humiliated by taking pictures of their "jorts"...im not sorry..
and last but not least...to all the fresno state fans i have cursed for whipping us so bad in baseball in omaha...you guys earned it fair and square...
...to the tech fans that we slung urinal cakes at in 07...you guys should have known better than to put bulldog urinal cakes in the urinals on the vistors side in atlanta...
....not sorry to...all the dawg fans i have cursed at for being unsupportive of our team...
...to the dawg fans who spilled beer on my kids...no worries...seeing AJ make that catch made it all wothwhile...
...to all the bama fans i have called toothless inbred rednecks....karma is a bitch cause i married a gump...
..to all the gator fans i humiliated by taking pictures of their "jorts"...im not sorry..
and last but not least...to all the fresno state fans i have cursed for whipping us so bad in baseball in omaha...you guys earned it fair and square...
Posted on 4/6/11 at 9:13 am to SthGADawg
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...to the tech fans that we slung urinal cakes at in 07...you guys should have known better than to put bulldog urinal cakes in the urinals on the vistors side in atlanta...
Ya'll picked those things up with your hands? Gross.
Posted on 4/6/11 at 9:33 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Ya'll picked those things up with your hands? Gross.
papertowels brah...and slinging them down the bleachers at the techies was worth it...evan williams was involved too..not quite thinking clearly i was...
Posted on 4/6/11 at 9:46 am to CNB
To the 17yr old LSU fan and his GF at the OM game in 97 or possibly 99 in BR. Sorry I smashed your leg in the driver side door of your Ford Ranger. That's what happens when you taunt 4 big drunk frickers from the opposing team during the game and then try to sneak out early to avoid an arse whippin.
Scared the hell out of you when you looked back as you left the stadium and saw the 4 of us following your punk arse didn't it?
Scared the hell out of you when you looked back as you left the stadium and saw the 4 of us following your punk arse didn't it?
This post was edited on 4/6/11 at 9:48 am
Posted on 4/7/11 at 12:26 pm to OPR
To Stephen Garcia, I'm sorry I ever taught you the ice cube trick.
#Winning
(Shameless self bump for new confession)
#Winning
(Shameless self bump for new confession)
Posted on 4/7/11 at 12:56 pm to RebFeBrees
Posted on 4/7/11 at 1:29 pm to The Nino
To any Miss. State fans missing tailgate chairs in 07, sorry. LSU had a bye week and for some God forsaken reason I was in Starkville. Most of them now reside behind the levee at old bonfire sites
To the Bama fan yelling at the injured LSU players in 09, sorry I said I hope you and your son get in a plane crash after being diagnosed with cancer
To the Bama fan yelling at the injured LSU players in 09, sorry I said I hope you and your son get in a plane crash after being diagnosed with cancer
This post was edited on 4/7/11 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 4/7/11 at 1:36 pm to KingHippo
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To the Bama fan yelling at the injured LSU players in 09, sorry I said I hope you and your son get in a plane crash after being diagnosed with cancer
Posted on 8/30/11 at 1:17 pm to CNB
Bumped as requested by multiple users for game week. Admins, if it is too outdated or I am doing something wrong, please only ANCHOR the thread and not delete it. That's all I ask.
I hope to add another Entry to this thread myself with all of the bodagget ECU fans running their mouths.
I hope to add another Entry to this thread myself with all of the bodagget ECU fans running their mouths.
Posted on 8/30/11 at 1:36 pm to CNB
To the Auburn FratStar on that fateful Saturday night in the limo in BR
she was drunk and you were passed out and I apologize for doing what came natural.
she was drunk and you were passed out and I apologize for doing what came natural.
Posted on 8/30/11 at 2:04 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
To the Mississippi fan that got in my face cussing 18 years ago- I'm glad I dented your jaw with my cowbell. Dont invade someone's personal space just because your team pulled off a big upset.
To the Bama redneck that left crying because I kept making fun of how fat Freddie Kitchens was when we were beating you in T-Town- get some thicker skin.
To the Mississippi fan I punched in Oxford for cussing at an old man, you deserved it you POS.
To the SECR in 2011- excuse me for being such an a-hole to the Board when State beats Auburn and LSU to start the season...
To the Bama redneck that left crying because I kept making fun of how fat Freddie Kitchens was when we were beating you in T-Town- get some thicker skin.
To the Mississippi fan I punched in Oxford for cussing at an old man, you deserved it you POS.
To the SECR in 2011- excuse me for being such an a-hole to the Board when State beats Auburn and LSU to start the season...
Posted on 8/30/11 at 2:07 pm to CNB
To the Mississippi State fan......I'm sorry for you being wrong so many times and for me having to make you feel like a complete idiot all of those times. Also sorry that you were such a shitty HS assistant football coach that you turned to "selling" condoms at the local Health Dept.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 11:44 am to CNB
Bump for popular request.
And end of regular season stories
And end of regular season stories
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 11:45 am
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:01 pm to CNB
I'm glad you bumped this because I need to get something off of my chest. I'm the one who pushed this guy. MetArl15, I'm sorry for directing my drunken, JPW-induced anger at you.
re: ever watched a game from the opposing teams student section?
re: ever watched a game from the opposing teams student section?
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:03 pm to dapado33
If true that's pretty funny
To the Clemson fan who got thrown down by police in the student section last weekend, I enjoyed every minute of it.
To the Clemson fan who got thrown down by police in the student section last weekend, I enjoyed every minute of it.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:19 pm to CoonassBulldog
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To the SECR in 2011- excuse me for being such an a-hole to the Board when State beats Auburn and LSU to start the season...
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:23 pm to CNB
To the fratstar Sig ep who thought he owned the stadium and told me to put out my cigarette, I'm not sorry for calling you a fricking frat dick and telling you to shut the frick up, and threatening to beat your arse if you looked at me again.
You were 4 rows down, nobody sitting close to me cared if me and my friends smoked. I don't care if it's against the rules, I was drunk and wanted a fricking cigarette. Stop being a pussy, we blew smoke up in the air not towards anyone. You just wanted to be a dick because you think you own the place. If you would of politely asked me to put it out, I would have.
But instead I'm not sorry for taking extra care to make sure I blew the smoke directly at you the rest of the game, and that your frat brothers backed me up instead of you because you suck at life. Piss off you poor bastard
You were 4 rows down, nobody sitting close to me cared if me and my friends smoked. I don't care if it's against the rules, I was drunk and wanted a fricking cigarette. Stop being a pussy, we blew smoke up in the air not towards anyone. You just wanted to be a dick because you think you own the place. If you would of politely asked me to put it out, I would have.
But instead I'm not sorry for taking extra care to make sure I blew the smoke directly at you the rest of the game, and that your frat brothers backed me up instead of you because you suck at life. Piss off you poor bastard
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