Honey Badger says he used dildos and drank bleach at LSU

[Insert lots of things here] is a helluva drug...

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Honey Badger says he used dildos

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no he didn't

At the time, LSU fans were pissed that Honey Badger got booted for smoking weed, because other schools in the SEC weren't even testing for it.

But ultimately, it probably saved Mathieu's life. He likely doesn't go on to a great NFL career if they had let him keep smoking and playing at LSU.

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it didnt work

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Everyone mad but this is objectively hilarious

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I agree.

If you had any integrity, which we know you don't, you would change your thread topic to be more accurate. But you won't.

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At the time, LSU fans were pissed that Honey Badger got booted for smoking weed, because other schools in the SEC weren't even testing for it.

But ultimately, it probably saved Mathieu's life. He likely doesn't go on to a great NFL career if they had let him keep smoking and playing at LSU.

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I doubt that. Most of the NFL smokes and plays

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I was under the impression that a dildo is a fake penis but I’ll defer to the penis expert

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Thank you.

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I was under the impression that a dildo is a fake penis but I’ll defer to the penis expert

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A fake penis for the purpose of passing drug tests is the Whizzinator…not a dildo. You are retarded.

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You are retarded.

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In fairness, Diddly was like 6 years old when Mathieu was at LSU