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Dave Portnoy offers to double Lane Kiffin's LSU salary.

Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:06 am
Posted by TulsaSooner78
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:06 am
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:07 am to
He's our whore. Wait your turn
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:08 am to
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He's our whore. Wait your turn


I mean, let us get to second base at least.
Posted by gumbeaux
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:09 am to
Is Portnoy the guy whose wife wanted Brycewood at Michigan so paid the price to get him?
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
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Posted by GeauxBurrow312
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:11 am to
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Is Portnoy the guy whose wife wanted Brycewood at Michigan so paid the price to get him?


No, that was Larry Ellison's wife. Michigan has enough money to buy whoever they want if the player/coach only cares about money.
Posted by The Blue Stuff
Member since Oct 2015
2153 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:12 am to
So when did Kiffin coach Underwood? Reunite him? That dude is losing his mind.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:15 am to
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if the player/coach only cares about money.


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:15 am to
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Is Portnoy the guy whose wife wanted Brycewood at Michigan so paid the price to get him?


No, he's the dude that can joke about having someone murdered or about rape, but Jew jokes cross the line.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:16 am to
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He's our whore.
For now.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
11876 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:17 am to
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He's basically calling Lane a whore.


This narrative about Kiffin going to the highest bidder is just lazy. Ole Miss offered him just as much as LSU did.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5111 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:18 am to
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He's our whore. Wait your turn

A whore is never yours. She is the pimp's and he decides when anyone's turn is over.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
697 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:19 am to
I'm ok with whore, as long as he's taking our money.

Of course if he starts taking AL money in a few years, I'll be rolling tide
Posted by The Great Mystery
Off the shoulder of Orion
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:19 am to
Coach Heaux
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:20 am to
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Ole Miss offered him just as much as LSU did.

They couldn’t offer him the chance of winning titles.
Posted by redandright
Member since Jun 2011
9793 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:22 am to
How did LSU have a messy coaching search?
Sounds as if they got what they wanted fairly quickly.
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
5733 posts
Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:24 am to
CLK would never move to a city like Ann Arbor
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/11/25 at 9:25 am to
All coached are whores
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