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L$U fires .708 head coach.

Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:29 pm
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
268 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:29 pm
What a standard

How many of you losers would beg for .708?

L$U: keeping standards high for SEC.

Gather back on our shoulders you slackers, we are strong enough to carry the SEC.
Posted by ApisMellifera
SWLA
Member since Apr 2023
691 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:31 pm to
How many crappy threads are you going to start?
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7749 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:33 pm to
I sincerely hope it is shown that Pete Golding was the brains behind Lane’s success

Numbers back this up btw
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7749 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:36 pm to
And Bama hasn’t won a Natty since Pete left
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
15054 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:37 pm to
This isn't the flex you think it is
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
2258 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:38 pm to
Remember threads like this in the near future when all this Kiffin shite falls apart before a single game is played.

This is LSU, folks. And this is why I throw as much shade their way as possible. They deserve it.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104044 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

How many crappy threads are you going to start?


Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
8466 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

How many of you losers would beg for .708?


Except your current coach is .000 at LSU. I don't think anybody is begging for that.
Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
1930 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:40 pm to
Your dog shite post percentage is easily a .980
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48300 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

L$U fires .708 head coach.


Thank you for pointing this out.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
268 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

since Pete left


My cousin was a janitor at Alabama. He retired after their last championship.

OMG I just realized, they haven't won a championship since the janitor quit.
My Gawd, my cousin is why they were championship.

No wonder Saban retired. He knew he could never be the best without my cousin the janitor
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1079 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:41 pm to
LSU hired a Yankee who killed a kid and he lost support from literally everyone.

Not rocket science.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36951 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

What a standard

How many of you losers would beg for .708?

L$U: keeping standards high for SEC.

Gather back on our shoulders you slackers, we are strong enough to carry the SEC.


Yes, we all secretly wanted Brian Kelly, you nailed it.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
2258 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:43 pm to
And now they hired a guy who is embroiled in a drug dealing scandal ready to break any time.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
268 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

AlterEd


Hey we found that one in 10 from Arkansas that can read
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
6877 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

My cousin was a janitor at Alabama. He retired after their last championship.

OMG I just realized, they haven't won a championship since the janitor quit.
My Gawd, my cousin is why they were championship.

No wonder Saban retired. He knew he could never be the best without my cousin the janitor


bullshite. My aunt was the team fluffer. She retired in 2020. That's the real reason why.
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
2258 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Hey we found that one in 10 from Arkansas that can read


Well, I would say thanks, except for shite like this isn't very hard to read.

quote:

My cousin was a janitor at Alabama. He retired after their last championship.

OMG I just realized, they haven't won a championship since the janitor quit.
My Gawd, my cousin is why they were championship.

No wonder Saban retired. He knew he could never be the best without my cousin the janitor


It's incredibly stupid, but easy enough to read.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
3728 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:47 pm to
You paid $56M buyout to upgrade to a .743 coach.
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 12:48 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66454 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:02 pm to
Hey, this is my thing.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2157 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:08 pm to
I’ll be cheering for yall in the Playoffs
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