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Texas A&M UPD issuing citations for 11am kickoff like it’s bottomless brunch

Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:22 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45123 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:22 pm
Buncha morning drunks.


@TAMUPolice


This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
24848 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:24 pm to
What kind of amateur can’t properly sneak some Jack Daniels in a flask and fill the Coke cup in the bathroom?

Darn kids these days.
Posted by Lush
Nola
Member since Jul 2023
1001 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:26 pm to
Twitter would crash if LSU tried to live tweet arrests.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101207 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:26 pm to
There's one arrest in there
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45123 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:27 pm to
Yeah, I edited the title.
Citations/arrests, tomato/tomahto.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 1:28 pm
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54639 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:27 pm to
Ejected for vaping?
Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
8127 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:28 pm to
Cop that shoulder checked the south carolina player doin work
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101207 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:28 pm to
You know I gotta be one of those "um, actually" assholes every now and then
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1001 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

What kind of amateur can’t properly sneak some Jack Daniels in a flask and fill the Coke cup in the bathroom? Darn kids these days.


There are kinds of stuff you can order off Amazon that helps sneak in alcohol.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45123 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:30 pm to
I deserved it.
I was trying to be too clever w my original title.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
24848 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

You know I gotta be one of those "um, actually" assholes every now and then

Good on you for picking a specialty and honing your craft.

This board is mostly populated by mass-volume generalists.
This post was edited on 11/22/25 at 1:31 pm
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2864 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:31 pm to
Plastic flask in your boots.

It's not rocket science people.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
101207 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:35 pm to
Just buy mini bottle sleeves. Extremely easy to hide, especially when it gets colder
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45123 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Plastic flask in your boots.



And for the ladies …





Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52880 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:36 pm to
Channeling their inner Knoxville gestapo shite.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
28333 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

You know I gotta be one of those "um, actually" assholes every now and then



This board (as well as other boards on this site) frequently needs it.
Posted by WhiskeyDick
shite Poster
Member since Sep 2014
1445 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:54 pm to
Amateurs, I owned a pair of khakis intentionally two sizes too big to stick an entire handle in my waistband. The boot flasks were also present, but that was vodka for the dates.
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2847 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:54 pm to
TAMU PD sounds like a bunch of 5’5” 200 lb douchebags.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
2864 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 1:57 pm to
Might spice up your Bloody Mary!
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45123 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

TAMU PD sounds like a bunch of 5’5” 200 lb douchebags.

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