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Saw a fat dude in a Bama shirt staring at the floor in Publix

Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:43 pm
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
1105 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:43 pm
Hes broken.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25690 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:44 pm to
The publix near me often employs the mentally disabled, they do a great job. I’d bet that young man makes those floors shine.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
100952 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:44 pm to
Made up story
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17263 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:44 pm to
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Saw a fat dude in a Bama shirt staring at the floor


That doesn't really narrow it down.
Posted by jeevo
Happy Valley
Member since Jan 2025
28 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:45 pm to
You could have just said “I saw a TigerDroppings member at Publix”.

Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4016 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:46 pm to
he was probably looking for LSUs next coach down on the floor among the crumbs and cockroaches
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
1105 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 2:48 pm to
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mentally disabled


Just physically. He doesnt really NEED the mobility scooter, its just easier.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6548 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:14 pm to
Nope - us poor folks in houses on wheels can't afford Publix
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19422 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:17 pm to
You were checking out a fat dude in the grocery store.
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
1105 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:22 pm to
Update.

Went to check on him and he just sighed and dropped his ice cream cone on the floor.

Hes broken

Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9509 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:23 pm to
Congrats on getting a sixth win. Huge achievement
THREE in a row!
Posted by mayhaw
Hobe Sound, Florida
Member since Sep 2015
52 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:55 pm to
I'm sure he saw Mike Price down there.
Posted by mayhaw
Hobe Sound, Florida
Member since Sep 2015
52 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 3:57 pm to
I'm sure he saw Mike Price down there.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6548 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:18 pm to
It wasn't funny the first time either
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38573 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:21 pm to
Is GrizzlyEnvygreen dickriding the Sooners? Interesting...
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17475 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

Update.

Went to check on him and he just sighed and dropped his ice cream cone on the floor.

Hes broken


You're on a website making up BS stories about Bama fans at grocery stores and you say he's broken?



Posted by jimmarley
Southeast
Member since May 2020
1591 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:41 pm to
True. They have a lot of employees that are on the autism spectrum.

Hats off to them.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18277 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

I’d bet that young man makes those floors shine.



I know Bama Wax, Ga. arse
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
6350 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:42 pm to
Why would someone be eating an ice cream cone in a Publix?
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48103 posts
Posted on 11/16/25 at 4:44 pm to
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Saw a fat dude in a Bama shirt staring at the floor in Publix


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