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So LSU is too poor to pay the buyout. What a shame.

Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:37 am
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:37 am
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Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20030 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:38 am to
They’ve got the money.

They can filter it through OLOL funds or something.
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4440 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:48 am to
So the chicken tender guy is not paying?... And the governor was actually right?
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18263 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:52 am to
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chicken tender


Chicken is not always tender. He can sometimes be harsh.
Posted by Tx Trailblazer
Member since Aug 2021
187 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:54 am to
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So the chicken tender guy is not paying?


Probably said it at a party to impress his friends and everyone ran with it.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22132 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:58 am to
A bunch of boosters were drunk in their skyboxes after the A&M game. They were emotional (they are French after all) and mad. Everyone wanted to feel big when they had to commit to paying the buyout so nobody backed down.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9125 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 7:59 am to
Message board posters are a lot like Democrat-Socialists. They are very good at spending other people's money. These posters generally don't have any money of their own, nor do they have a grasp of how much money "they" (in this case "big money donors") actually have.

But these posters are confident that there is plenty of money to be spent on their Christmas list of wants.

Now LSU is balking at this buyout. This challenges the perception that there is plenty of "other people's money". Undeterred, the message board poster concludes that the individual, to which some small sum of the unlimited pile of money is owed, is a scoundrel who is not due his share...not because the unlimited pile of money is, in fact, limited, but because of honor. Who could dispense funds from the unlimited pile of money to a scoundrel?

It's a complex logic that one could only explain through a Saturday morning cartoon.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31565 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:02 am to
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So the chicken tender guy is not paying?


The kid and I were out running errands on Sat. We intentionally drove by Canes. Can't help LSU with the buyout...
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34053 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:08 am to
They are dirt farmer poor.
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3599 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:15 am to
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
2331 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:15 am to
Be careful they will lock this thread lol done it to
mine .
This post was edited on 11/11/25 at 8:16 am
Posted by Jest a game
Member since Aug 2024
1412 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:15 am to
No they aint
Posted by Old1937
Member since Jun 2024
1158 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:18 am to
They didn't actually fire him so they say now looking for cause.
What coach is going to that cluster F***** ?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:20 am to
How will they pay the next coach?
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4440 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:21 am to
Kiffin family loves chicken tenders
Posted by Hammerbone09
Member since Apr 2024
107 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:25 am to
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How will they pay the next coach?


Hospitals just barricaded their doors
Posted by HeLeakin
Member since May 2014
3599 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:29 am to
Kelly is going to do to LSU what Fitzgerald did to Northwestern.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30728 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:34 am to
Kelly should just keep coming to work and acting like he's still the coach.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:44 am to
Posted by Hammerbone09
Member since Apr 2024
107 posts
Posted on 11/11/25 at 8:51 am to


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