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Zach Calzone with cringiest video of 2025 so far

Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:49 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:49 am
Edit: just noticed there’s one on second page, don’t care, he needs to be mocked again.

Why do all former Aggy QBs talk like incoherent ghetto wannabes?

Weigman talks the same



This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:54 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:52 am to
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Frac the world
Posted by Hammerbone09
Member since Apr 2024
107 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:53 am to
That’s Auburn and Kentucky’s QB. He hasn’t played for us in like a decade

This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:57 am
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16801 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:53 am to
Who’s Garrett? His boyfriend?
Posted by Tx Trailblazer
Member since Aug 2021
184 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:53 am to
hopefully Garrett can land on his feet
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55725 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:53 am to
Wow. 24 years old too huh. Dude's going places.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9565 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:55 am to
Two near certainties:

1. Some thug is going to rob Calzada.

2. Calzada will be broke within a year.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
54745 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:57 am to
Is he halfrican?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88310 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:58 am to
Are coaches retarded?

How could any anyone meet that guy and trust his judgement or decision making?

It’s not even cool to act ghetto like that anymore.

What a clown.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2887 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:03 am to
ZC never was an Aggie, an Auburn Tiger nor a Kentucky Wildcat. He is just a low talent ‘Ho willing to suck anyone that will pay him.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
49180 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:05 am to
And this video here is why most Auburn fans dont contribute to NIL.

Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
13525 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:06 am to
quote:

That’s Auburn and Kentucky’s QB. He hasn’t played for us in like a decade


You had him 3 years. Auburn had him for 1 and he never saw the field.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Why do all former Aggy QBs talk like incoherent ghetto wannabes?



They think it wards off the milkmen, when in fact it has the opposite effect, and then they end up transferring.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6278 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Zach Calzone with cringiest video of 2025 so far


Never seen a sport fall off a cliff so fast as NIL-era CFB.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27460 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:38 am to
quote:

They think it wards off the milkmen, when in fact it has the opposite effect, and then they end up transferring.



I predict this idiot will be in county lockup somewhere with droopy pants.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27460 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:39 am to
quote:

quote:
Zach Calzone with cringiest video of 2025 so far


Never seen a sport fall off a cliff so fast as NIL-era CFB.


Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
1564 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:39 am to
How much you think that is about 30-40K? Imagine what the conversation was like with that bank teller.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27460 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:41 am to
quote:

1. Some thug is going to rob Calzada.



Hundo.

quote:

2. Calzada will be broke within a year.



You're being too generous. Try a month.
Posted by Lgrnwd
Member since Jan 2018
8111 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:45 am to
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
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