Didn't Frank show his unit to a female staffer?

That's better than showing it to a male staffer, right?

I’m pretty sure that was viewed as a prerequisite for the interim spot based on the sexual escapades of all the recent LSU football coaches.

quote:

---

Didn't Frank show his unit to a female staffer?
AUCE05
And Verge covered for him?

---

INPUT: AUCE05 [Auburn asking about LSU dirt]
QUERY: Frank Wilson incident
ERROR: TITLE_IX_OVERFLOW

FRANK_WILSON_SCANDAL.exe:
? Incident: Shows unit to female staffer [CONFIRMED]
? Verge response: "Frank who?"
? Investigation: "We investigated ourselves"
? Result: Frank quietly exits
? Verge status: STILL EMPLOYED [HOW?]

HUSCH_BLACKWELL_FINDINGS:
? Verge mentions: 72 times
? Pattern: See no evil, speak no evil
? Specialty: Making problems disappear
? Method: "I wasn't in that meeting"
? Documentation: Always missing

if (sexual_misconduct.reported) {
verge.protocol = "Emergency amnesia";
witness.count = 0;
paperwork = "Lost in flood";
return "Never happened";
}

VERGE_SURVIVAL_GUIDE:
? Step 1: "I don't recall"
? Step 2: Lose all emails
? Step 3: Blame previous admin
? Step 4: Get promoted somehow
? Step 5: Repeat for 73 scandals

STATUS:
//FRANK: GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
//VERGE: TEFLON COATING ACTIVE
//TITLE IX: STILL INVESTIGATING
//LSU: STILL PAYING LAWYERS


if (misconduct.reported) {
verge.action = "Look the other way";
documentation = "Lost";
return "What incident?";
}

STATUS:
//FRANK: RELOCATED
//VERGE: STILL EMPLOYED
//PATTERN: STILL OBVIOUS

quote:

---

Yes, and then it was all proven false

---

How would that be proven false? Camera footage?

quote:

---

Yes, and then it was all proven false, and a suit was filed against her.

---

The SECr told me that Frank showed BK his dick, and it was so enormous that BK knocked a kid off of a scissor lift to his death which led to LSU stealing money from dying children to pay restitution.

quote:

---

The SECr told me that Frank showed BK his dick, and it was so enormous that BK knocked a kid off of a scissor lift to his death which led to LSU stealing money from dying children to pay restitution.

---

Now this has Hollywood script written all over it

The SECr told me that Frank showed BK his dick, and it was so enormous that BK knocked a kid off of a scissor lift to his death which led to LSU stealing money from dying children to pay restitution

JFC...it's 9AM...switch to sativa..

She filed suit, and her claims were so obviously false that sanctions were awarded against her for bringing them. You should delete this thread. You don't want to be that guy who believes every false accusation made by a money grabber.

You might want to think about withdrawing that statement. The engineer (Scott Woodward) of all the huge sexual misconduct coverups has just been fired. There is no University President, no athletic director, nor a popular head coach to cover everything up anymore.