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Rank these 4 SEC jobs
Posted on 10/29/25 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 10/29/25 at 3:52 pm
Auburn:
Wins - 799
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 2 (9)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 12
2 big rivals at top of sport
Shares state with Alabama
Worst rut: 2021-present
Arkansas:
Wins - 749
SEC Championships - 0
National championships - 0 (0)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 3
Their rival doesn’t recognize them as a rival
No other major program in state (not talent rich)
Worst rut: 2017-2021
Florida:
Wins - 769
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 3 (8)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 59
Undefeated seasons - 1
3 rivals who are usually relevant
Share state with several major programs
Worst rut: 1977-1981
LSU:
Wins - 812
SEC Championships - 12
National championships - 4 (10)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 2
No real rival
No other major program in state (talent rich)
Worst rut: 1990-1995
Wins - 799
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 2 (9)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 12
2 big rivals at top of sport
Shares state with Alabama
Worst rut: 2021-present
Arkansas:
Wins - 749
SEC Championships - 0
National championships - 0 (0)
Heisman winners - 0
1st round picks - 24
Undefeated seasons - 3
Their rival doesn’t recognize them as a rival
No other major program in state (not talent rich)
Worst rut: 2017-2021
Florida:
Wins - 769
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 3 (8)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 59
Undefeated seasons - 1
3 rivals who are usually relevant
Share state with several major programs
Worst rut: 1977-1981
LSU:
Wins - 812
SEC Championships - 12
National championships - 4 (10)
Heisman winners - 3
1st round picks - 42
Undefeated seasons - 2
No real rival
No other major program in state (talent rich)
Worst rut: 1990-1995
This post was edited on 10/29/25 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:02 pm to GeauxBreauxs
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Auburn:
Wins - 799
SEC Championships - 8
National championships - 2
Auburn has 9 national titles. Try to keep up.
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:03 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Kentucky gets a better coach over the other schools.
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:04 pm to AUTiger789
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Auburn has 9 national titles. Try to keep up.
Updated to reflect national titles that could be claimed by each school
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:05 pm to GeauxBreauxs
LSU
Florida
Auburn
Arkansas
My impression is that LSU and Florida are the kind of jobs where any good coach should be in national championship contention regularly.
Auburn is just one notch below, but Malzahn, Chizik, Tuberville, Bowden, and Dye have all fielded teams SEC championship teams and team at least competitive for a NC in the modern era. (I know Bowden didn’t win the SEC but he did have a perfect season with a postseason ban from Dye.)
Arkansas needs a special coach to be nationally competitive, but it’s not impossible, but it’s harder than the other three schools for sure.
Florida
Auburn
Arkansas
My impression is that LSU and Florida are the kind of jobs where any good coach should be in national championship contention regularly.
Auburn is just one notch below, but Malzahn, Chizik, Tuberville, Bowden, and Dye have all fielded teams SEC championship teams and team at least competitive for a NC in the modern era. (I know Bowden didn’t win the SEC but he did have a perfect season with a postseason ban from Dye.)
Arkansas needs a special coach to be nationally competitive, but it’s not impossible, but it’s harder than the other three schools for sure.
This post was edited on 10/29/25 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:09 pm to TeddyWestside
LSU
Auburn/Florida - I think they have an equal draw
Arkansas
Auburn/Florida - I think they have an equal draw
Arkansas
Posted on 10/29/25 at 4:15 pm to GeauxBreauxs
LSU
Auburn / Florida
Arky
Auburn / Florida
Arky
Posted on 10/29/25 at 6:20 pm to GeauxBreauxs
LSU
Florida
Auburn
Arkansas
Florida
Auburn
Arkansas
Posted on 10/29/25 at 6:21 pm to GeauxBreauxs
they don’t have the chest to fire freeze. broken fanbase.
Posted on 10/29/25 at 6:21 pm to AUTiger789
The ones awarded by the Junior League of Opelika don't count.
Posted on 10/29/25 at 6:22 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Florida
Auburn
LSU
Arkansas
Auburn
LSU
Arkansas
Posted on 10/29/25 at 7:23 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Why does that piece of shite still have a job
Posted on 10/29/25 at 7:26 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Florida
Auburn
Lsu
Arkansas
Auburn
Lsu
Arkansas
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:03 pm to kywildcatfanone
Where does Kentucky fall?
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:05 pm to GeauxBreauxs
If Auburn could get all the ex-coaches it's paying on the same staff, they might be decent.
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:06 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Florida
LSU
Auburn
—60 feet of shite—
Kentucky
LSU
Auburn
—60 feet of shite—
Kentucky
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:07 pm to GeauxBreauxs
Maybe rate them on how long you get to draw the big paycheck and how much buyout?
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:10 pm to 3down10
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If Auburn could get all the ex-coaches it's paying on the same staff, they might be decent.
Yes, If Auburn had 3 head coaches on staff at the same time they’d be good. You have nothing going on in between your ears lmao
LSU (as of today) will have had more coaches than Auburn since 2013, 4 pending this hire to auburns 3. We are also paying significantly more for ours.
Alabama is still paying legal fees for their basketball program
This post was edited on 10/29/25 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:15 pm to GeauxBreauxs
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Yes, If Auburn had 3 head coaches on staff at the same time they’d be good. You have nothing going on in between your ears lmao
LSU (as of today) will have had more coaches than Auburn since 2013, 4 pending this hire to auburns 3. We are also paying significantly more for ours.
Alabama is still paying legal fees for their basketball program
Hell, I was just making a joke about Auburn and you're over here bragging about paying more for bad coaches.

Posted on 10/29/25 at 11:16 pm to GeauxBreauxs
There’s only one king with 54 nattys
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