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Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:50 pm
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4099 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:50 pm
longhorns urgently need to get him to the games.

Those longhorns just aren't the same when he isn't walking the sidelines in a pair of assless orange chaps and a black hat.

What else could possibly be the problem?

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
61170 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:51 pm to
He was there, at least I saw someone comment that they saw him
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7613 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:51 pm to
I don’t like A&M fans when we’re winning.
Posted by Nomadic Bengal
Member since Jul 2022
3154 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

walking the sidelines in a pair of assless orange chaps and a black hat.

Keep your weird arse fantasies to yourself, chief.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
6280 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

I don’t like A&M fans when we’re winning.
If Aggies ever learn to enjoy winning more than Longhorns losing, they’d be on to something.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29484 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

f Aggies ever learn to enjoy winning more than Longhorns losing


Mizzou fans will enjoy the hell out of it for you all.

What an epic collapse.

St Louis, MO always had the better Arch
Posted by fairweatherfans
Member since Sep 2018
2539 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:05 pm to
MC...the naked bongo player is no longer saying Alright, Alright, Alright
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
10357 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:07 pm to
Baby steps…
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9571 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

he isn't walking the sidelines in a pair of assless orange chaps and a black hat.


There is no chance that the author of this sentence is straight.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29484 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

There is no chance that the author of this sentence is straight.


You are the subject matter expert.

Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
22166 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:29 pm to
Glen Powell is a big Utw fan too
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3906 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:33 pm to
Rumored to be hanging out at a convenience store
on Austin's St. John's Street , crying and moaning , "Arch , Arch",
between slugs of Lone Star Light.

Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2614 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:34 pm to
I heard he got lost on a bus
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26517 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:36 pm to
An Aggy fan dreaming of a cowboy in shorts that show his arse..shocking
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5245 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:38 pm to
He just watched Austin lose the Open Cup to Nashville SC.

He's bad luck.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21566 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

a pair of assless orange chaps

All chaps are assless you asshat. If they weren't, they'd be pants.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

I don’t like A&M fans when we’re winning.



It's like they get the giggles or something.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20988 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 8:54 pm to
How about we just beat Florida with a low penalty count clean game.
Posted by RichardCranium
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
Member since Aug 2005
2537 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
1506 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

If Aggies ever learn to enjoy winning more than Longhorns losing, they’d be on to something.




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