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Why does Alyssa Lang always sound like she's gushing with excitement, very annoying

Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:28 am
Posted by Hewonbyalot
Member since Aug 2021
315 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:28 am
It doesn't matter if she's in studio or on the sideline, she's always talking like a giddy 13 year old describing her new boyfriend. She'd probably describe a gruesome injury in that fashion too.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10096 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:29 am to
Giddy or not, I still wood.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7621 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:33 am to
We need pics so we can decide if she sounds annoying.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55731 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:16 pm to



This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5245 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:31 pm to
Some people might actually enjoy their life, you know.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3320 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:34 pm to


[img]Alyssa Lang[/img]

I’d tap the hell outta that assss

Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5599 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Alyssa Lang always sound like she's gushing

Like stirring a pot of macaroni?
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 12:35 pm
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1586 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:38 pm to
Wood nut in cider.
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2371 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 12:45 pm to
She's a cute little lady, but that bathing suit pic is one for the trash can.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
21679 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:11 pm to
You shut your whore mouth!!

And PICS mother fricker!
Posted by crimson_one
Member since Oct 2012
1269 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:52 pm to
Nah, I'll pass
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3320 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Alyssa Lang always sound like she's gushing Like stirring a pot of macaroni?


Howard stern used to have a segment of name that sound. It was usually a choice between someone mixing some food or sex lol. Can’t say the dude’s show was boring in the early days
Posted by ht1950
Member since Dec 2023
411 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:48 pm to
People's voices can definitely trigger others. Lang doesn't bother me that much. But Joe Tessitore does. I literally have to mute games he calls. He goes way over the top, and it annoys me. Not crazy about Beth Mowens on her calls, either. Anyhoo, I can unmute if something comes up like a penalty or a review.

Posted by Whentheleveebreaks
Member since Aug 2020
2621 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:52 pm to
I concur, ex-wife's is very annoying.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31574 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:01 pm to
She's a graduate of SC and a fan.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide62
Member since Aug 2024
4057 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:06 pm to
agreed ...false excitement...turn off
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
17358 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:08 pm to
I'm notna Carolina fan and I enjoy how much of a homer she is.

Plus I'd low craw a mile over broken glass and rusty nails to hear her fart into a walkie talkie.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:10 pm to
I think she's a sweet girl
Posted by LOTOTiger
Member since May 2025
85 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:10 pm to
I mentioned this same thing to my wife the other day when she was doing an interview. What bothered me most is she gets to gushing/giggling while she is asking the question and it is hard to understand what she is asking.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
36641 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

Why does Alyssa Lang always sound like she's gushing with excitement,
quote:


It doesn't matter
Your words are correct!
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