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re: What’s the core issue with Auburn football?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/31/26 at 5:06 pm to RoscoeSanCarlos
Fire cohen
re: I miss Jay Jacobs.
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/31/26 at 8:32 am to TTsTowel
Why haven't we been told the details of the Nike deal?
It's been two years, not a peep. What is he afraid of?
Most every program in the nation brags about their Nike deal when signed, but the AD who beats his chest about all the revenue and NIL he generates won't release the details of Auburn Athletics' (presumed) biggest business deal ever?
It's been two years, not a peep. What is he afraid of?
Most every program in the nation brags about their Nike deal when signed, but the AD who beats his chest about all the revenue and NIL he generates won't release the details of Auburn Athletics' (presumed) biggest business deal ever?
re: Cohen makes 1.4 per year. Corrected amount 2.1M
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/8/26 at 5:27 pm to makersmark1
quote:
How many “associate AD for ___” do we have?
Better question... how many came over from Starkville?
re: Any good free workout apps?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/6/26 at 4:35 pm to Uncle JackD
To those with honest advice, thank you.
Never thought the Health board would have keyboard warrior pieces of garbage:
BMI calculates to 24.7, so I guess I hit that 1% chance in your small, big-talking mind.. Why would I lie on a message forum?
Knee and back problems due to multiple sports years ago, plus I am way above average height, which also doesn't help those two issues. The weak comment is just shallow and cowardly.
Never thought the Health board would have keyboard warrior pieces of garbage:
BMI calculates to 24.7, so I guess I hit that 1% chance in your small, big-talking mind.. Why would I lie on a message forum?
Knee and back problems due to multiple sports years ago, plus I am way above average height, which also doesn't help those two issues. The weak comment is just shallow and cowardly.
Any good free workout apps?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/6/26 at 2:23 pm
Any suggestions on free apps that will build a plan based on individual needs/schedule?
Looking for low-impact cardio (bad knees/back), body weight exercises, stretching, etc. Hope to lose minor belly fat (only place I have it), build/tone muscle, and improve cardio.
Asking b/c I got sucked into an online ad today with a series of questions, then required a subscription to give me the custom plan.
Age - mid-50s, FWIW
Looking for low-impact cardio (bad knees/back), body weight exercises, stretching, etc. Hope to lose minor belly fat (only place I have it), build/tone muscle, and improve cardio.
Asking b/c I got sucked into an online ad today with a series of questions, then required a subscription to give me the custom plan.
Age - mid-50s, FWIW
re: Cohen makes 1.4 per year. Corrected amount 2.1M
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/5/26 at 10:20 pm to AUCE05
Thank you!
Let's get this grifting bammer out of Auburn before he runs it completely into the ground
Let's get this grifting bammer out of Auburn before he runs it completely into the ground
re: Cohen makes 1.4 per year. Corrected amount 2.1M
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/5/26 at 10:14 pm to AUCE05
Please edit your title, everyone is responding and basing their opinion as if he's making two-thirds of what he's really pulling down. The full scope of his fraud needs to be known.
2.1 million!! and will go up another 125k every year he's retained.
2.1 million!! and will go up another 125k every year he's retained.
re: What I believe and what I know
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/5/26 at 10:09 pm to Warrior Court
quote:
So they’re swingers? Where do I need to leave my car keys?
You're way off target on what they're pretending.. Do a little research on the family. The man definitely lacks leadership characteristics. Also doesn't believe in biology.
re: What I believe and what I know
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/5/26 at 6:11 pm to makersmark1
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Brad Pitt would be better than Cohen.
At least he could pretend to know what to do.
Oh, the Cohens are really good at pretending. Check out the wife's social media... John plays along too. They even asked all of us to play pretend as well.
re: Cohen makes 1.4 per year. Corrected amount 2.1M
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/5/26 at 5:53 pm to AUCE05
INCORRECT
I'm sorry but it's worse than that. As of this month he enters year 5 of his contract and is making $2.1 million
Which is twice what he was making at MSU!!! He's played Auburn for a fool and is stealing every day he continues on payroll.
I'm sorry but it's worse than that. As of this month he enters year 5 of his contract and is making $2.1 million
Which is twice what he was making at MSU!!! He's played Auburn for a fool and is stealing every day he continues on payroll.
re: Athletic director search thread
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 10/4/26 at 9:18 pm to auie93
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Whether that should play a role in people judging his effectiveness as AD is another question
It definitely is an indicator of his decision making. He actually believes his daughter became a boy.
re: Question for season ticket holders only
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/23/26 at 5:48 pm to PearlPride34
Wow, your mention of the white tent rediculousness, I didn't even think to discuss what tailgating has devolved into...
re: Hey MSU folks, tell me your thoughts on Rhett Hobart
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/23/26 at 5:39 pm to RawDog84
I pretty much figured this would be the response as he and his alphabet boss are screwing things up at Auburn.
Anyone know if he's married? Strangely, I can't find anything about family in his bio or his very prolific twitter account. Wondering if he follows cohen's social views.
Anyone know if he's married? Strangely, I can't find anything about family in his bio or his very prolific twitter account. Wondering if he follows cohen's social views.
Hey MSU folks, tell me your thoughts on Rhett Hobart
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/22/26 at 10:05 pm
Already know what you think of Bammer Cohen, what's the deal with his sidekick that he dragged to Auburn with him?
re: Question for season ticket holders only
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/22/26 at 9:57 pm to Broadside Bob
37th year as season ticket holder.
-WORSE-
It has degraded since the arrival of the Starkville Gang. Coincidence?
Capacity has not changed, if anything, true attendance has dipped. Very very rarely are upper decks full. So why is crowd flow so much worse?
Video board content stinks. Tired of looking up to see down/distance, time, etc, and every square inch of scoreboard AND ribbon board is blasting "Get Loud" or something stupid, with every pertinent game stat removed.
Must "First Lady" Roberts be recognized and her Air Force pictures be featured on the video board EVERY SINGLE GAME, GOING ON 6+ YEARS? Giving veterans a game ball is great, but why is she the only one who can present it. Do we have to recognize her and flash her 1980's giant glasses USAF service picture every game year after year after year?
Alcohol sales have made behavior much much worse (and I'm a drinker, but I'll take a pass on $12 beers).
I don't even consider concessions due to the cost and wait.
Wish the band was still a part of the natural in-game experience, but I don't think I even hear them anymore except halftime.
Too many timeouts and too long (I know that's TV, but it's still worse than years ago).
Way more seatbacks are installed now, and their terrible design removes several inches of legroom for the person behind them.
I've probably forgotten some things.
-WORSE-
It has degraded since the arrival of the Starkville Gang. Coincidence?
Capacity has not changed, if anything, true attendance has dipped. Very very rarely are upper decks full. So why is crowd flow so much worse?
Video board content stinks. Tired of looking up to see down/distance, time, etc, and every square inch of scoreboard AND ribbon board is blasting "Get Loud" or something stupid, with every pertinent game stat removed.
Must "First Lady" Roberts be recognized and her Air Force pictures be featured on the video board EVERY SINGLE GAME, GOING ON 6+ YEARS? Giving veterans a game ball is great, but why is she the only one who can present it. Do we have to recognize her and flash her 1980's giant glasses USAF service picture every game year after year after year?
Alcohol sales have made behavior much much worse (and I'm a drinker, but I'll take a pass on $12 beers).
I don't even consider concessions due to the cost and wait.
Wish the band was still a part of the natural in-game experience, but I don't think I even hear them anymore except halftime.
Too many timeouts and too long (I know that's TV, but it's still worse than years ago).
Way more seatbacks are installed now, and their terrible design removes several inches of legroom for the person behind them.
I've probably forgotten some things.
re: Question for season ticket holders only
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/22/26 at 9:30 pm to tgrmeat
quote:
I can’t tell if the decline in my interest level is a result of the quality of the product or just a loss of interest that goes along with being in my 50’s now.
I'm right there with you
re: We hired a Mississippi State Athletic Director
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/20/26 at 6:59 pm to beatbammer
CORRECTION to OP-
We gave a golden parachute to a guy and his wife that Starkville wanted gone.
And then he brought his cronies over with him.
We gave a golden parachute to a guy and his wife that Starkville wanted gone.
And then he brought his cronies over with him.
re: Would it be frowned upon to bring a Michelob Ultra Zero to work to have with lunch?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/14/26 at 2:19 pm to WaydownSouth
So you like supporting companies that push the tranny agenda?
re: Kansas Xwitter pissed off the entire South
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/11/26 at 11:44 pm to Landmass
quote:
John Brown was a butcher and deserved the death that he got.
No... deserved worse
re: What was all that buzz about selling out Atlanta?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/6/26 at 8:35 pm to jangalang
Oh he was so sure the fans would gobble up the tickets and love spending the day in downtown ATL instead of on campus
re: What was all that buzz about selling out Atlanta?
Posted by Hewonbyalot on 9/6/26 at 8:04 pm to TailbackU
Pathetic crowd, and nobody to blame but cohen, who knows he's so much smarter than the rest of us.
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