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I am guaranteeing a Florida Gator victory over the Texas Longhorns this week

Posted on 10/1/25 at 9:36 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 9:36 pm
Easiest guarantee I've ever made




It will be glorious when the Florida/Texas score is announced over the intercom at the Jackie Sherrill Bowl



Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5245 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 9:40 pm to
3-0 final incoming.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
14020 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 9:46 pm to

Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23478 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 9:49 pm to
"Guarantee" may be a bit too strong of a word.

Texas is in a dangerous spot. That's for sure. However, Florida's team is close to mailing it in for the season. Which will it be?
Posted by giveemhell
Member since Nov 2012
156 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:04 pm to
Based on most of the posts I see at the Rant, why not just go out on a limb and guarantee Texas will be winless in the SEC this year?
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
5479 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:06 pm to
Florida is a dead program

Texas 34
Florida 10
Posted by Publicschoolkid
Member since Nov 2020
205 posts
Posted on 10/1/25 at 10:08 pm to
Last week it was LSU over OM. Are you a wizard?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:13 am to
quote:

Last week it was LSU over OM. Are you a wizard?



No dummy. It was OM over LSU.


And yes, I am the wizard.


Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1638 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:29 am to
Maybe depends how bad Texas is over looking Florida and thinking about Red River Rivalry next week.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
26522 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:06 am to
We are terrible Texas will blow us out. Terrible prediction.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10096 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:52 am to
And you back that guarantee with what
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27484 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:54 am to
Don't tell me you got drunk on a Wednesday night
Posted by geoag58
Member since Nov 2011
1507 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:23 am to
10/2/2025

How long do you call a junior qb a young qb?
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 8:49 am
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
7621 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Based on most of the posts I see at the Rant, why not just go out on a limb and guarantee Texas will be winless in the SEC this year?

Because you get to play Arkansas and Kentucky.
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 8:26 am
Posted by Txspur
San Antonio
Member since Dec 2018
121 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:44 am to
Is playing Arkansas and Kentucky the same as playing 5 of your first 6 games at home?

Try again
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7621 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Is playing Arkansas and Kentucky the same as playing 5 of your first 6 games at home?

What are you talking about? I was answering your question about why no one is predicting Texas to go 0-8 in SEC play…
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3320 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:51 am to
Yes but can you guaran-damn-tee it
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10096 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:55 am to
quote:

the same as playing 5 of your first 6 games at home?


To be fair, what happened the last two times Aggie played Texas "at home"?
Posted by menu2
Member since Apr 2025
1507 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Because you get to play Arkansas and Kentucky.
don’t forget our annual guaranteed victory over Texas A&M
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2497 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:11 am to
A&M is much improved. Their offense might even score this time!
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