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Let’s be real ab this gimp mizzou fan

Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:11 am
Posted by Rico Manning
NOLA’s Secret Uncle
Member since Sep 2025
222 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:11 am
Boy had one leg

Who even picked him to kick a 25k fg?

What was the best possible outcome had he actually tried to kick it through the uprights?

Would it not have been an obvious shame ritual had he given it his best effort?

That said, one leg or not get your gimp arse lined up correctly and at least try to line drive it into those birds.

What’s the go fund me up to?

Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
29549 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:27 am to
Posted by Rico Manning
NOLA’s Secret Uncle
Member since Sep 2025
222 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 5:45 am to
Beat your drum or whatever else ya want bro

I’m just wondering who selected a handicap man for a 45 yard field goal attempt?

Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6400 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 6:31 am to
That was our original kicker, Blake Craig, just a few days after ACL surgery. Surgery went rough, obviously.
So Rico, is this "Mizzou-on-the-mind"alt going to be with us all season, or will it whither up and die like the Arky football program?
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12717 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 6:50 am to

Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
1793 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 9:12 am to
Is that the Midwest drum of great success?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22068 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 9:57 am to
quote:

Rico Manning

Posted by 6columns
Member since Jun 2024
2039 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 10:00 am to
Gimp? F you and KU.
Posted by Mosnowman
Josey Wales Country
Member since Sep 2012
1072 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 10:24 am to
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Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17286 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 10:26 am to
WTF is this all about? Did I need to watch a Missou game to understand, because I did not do that!
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6400 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 10:31 am to
Coonasses not understanding stuff...go figure.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2214 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 11:24 am to
The guy is a legend.

He knew he had no chance at a 45 yard field goal.

He is exactly what makes college football great.
Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
4821 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 11:39 am to
The War Drum

Posted by CelticTiger
Saint Louis
Member since Feb 2019
1530 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 11:39 am to
quote:

I’m just wondering who selected a handicap man for a 45 yard field goal attempt?


quote:

Arey, 35, said he won an Instagram contest sponsored by local company StorageMart, offering a fan $25,000 if they could successfully convert a 45-yard field goal.


It was random, just like your stupid fricking posts!
Posted by deputyfife
Member since Dec 2013
1393 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 3:12 pm to
Would you actually call a person missing a limb a gimp in real life?
If not, cowardly to do it on the internet.
Posted by Rico Manning
NOLA’s Secret Uncle
Member since Sep 2025
222 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Would you actually call a person missing a limb a gimp in real life?
If not, cowardly to do it on the internet.


Decency and bravery are not exclusive concepts
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
3357 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Did I need to watch a Missou game to understand, because I did not do that!



Are LSU fans only casual T shirt fans of their own team on this website?

I’ll stay up till 2 am to watch Hawaii vs Sam Houston but I actually like college football I guess.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16643 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

I’m just wondering who selected a handicap man for a 45 yard field goal attempt?



Obviously the kid when signing up didnt check the box that said "do you have both of your legs". That's not on Mizzou, he didnt complete the signup card. sad.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17305 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

The War Drum


Thank you for sharing your midwest traditions with us.
Posted by Rico Manning
NOLA’s Secret Uncle
Member since Sep 2025
222 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Thank you for sharing your midwest traditions with us.


They’re not Midwest, they are proud Southern ruffians who fly the flag of Confederate gorilla raiders.

Didn’t you know there’s a place called Little Dixie right in the heart of Missouri?

(Insert Josie Wales quote)

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