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Who can build the trashiest sec athletic department?

Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:53 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17946 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:53 pm
I say Jeff long- AD
Coach Urban Meyer- HC
Bobby P/Hugh freeze- co off. Coordinator
Muschamp- DC (losing your cool in public always trashy)
Jeff banks- special teams coordinator.
Tony Vitello- head baseball
Rick pitino- head basketball
Dawn Staley- head girls bball


ETA: Ed O- Dline
Canizzaro- hitting coach
Andy Kennedy- assistant basketball
Mike white- softball

Anyone im leaving out or need to add?
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Mats86
Member since Mar 2021
5257 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:57 pm to
Pokey Chatman women’s basketball coach
Les Miles HC/OL
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 12:59 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17946 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:02 pm to
Now that OU is in the conference we need a roll for Switzer. Anybody who’s dicking down their assistants wife while they’re out recruiting needs an office in this department
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
6594 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:07 pm to
I think you’d have to have Eddie O on staff somewhere. He’s funny trashy, but still pretty trashy.
This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10376 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:07 pm to
Cannizzaro would rival Tony V as head douche baseball coach

For those that don’t know the guy was fired for sexting with an AD staffer during games. I believe they were both married as well. On top of being a meat head dbag but the guy could recruit baseball players though. We wouldn’t have won the natty in 2021 without some of the players he brought to Starkville.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17946 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:11 pm to
Good point added
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10376 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:15 pm to
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Good point added


Andy Kennedy could be Pitino’s assistant as well

quote:

CINCINNATI -- Police arrested Mississippi men's basketball coach Andy Kennedy early Thursday after a cab driver said the coach punched him while calling him "bin Laden" and other racial insults.
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
3982 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 1:34 pm to
I would sub Bruce Pearl for Rick Pitiino
and if we're adding big 3 athletes
M baskettball- Marshall Henderson- other than getting under Auburn's skin he was insufferable
W basketball- Angel Reese just to piss of the 3 LSU fans who care
football Aaron Hernandez- doesn't get worse than that guy
baseball- Albert Belle, he earned his reputation

fan bases
basketball - Ole Miss, does anyone in Oxford care?
baseball- tied
1A Vandy- because of the whistler
1B Missouri, I know they suck but that's embarrassing how empty their stadium is
football- Vandy- a glorified home game for every opponent.

This post was edited on 6/9/25 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Jimmy Bags
Member since Apr 2025
578 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:34 pm to
He was a tulane fig
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9572 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

I think you’d have to have Eddie O on staff somewhere. He’s funny trashy, but still pretty trashy.


Plus he would be great to help staff the cheerleaders.
Posted by Wishbone85
Member since Nov 2024
1638 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:41 pm to
Mike Douchbag White - head softball
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17946 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

Mike Douchbag White - head softball
good one we need a softball coach!
Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
28064 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:11 pm to
No "all trashy" teams staff would be complete without

ex Houston Cougar HC John Jenkins



Or Jerry Glanville

Posted by Jimmy Bags
Member since Apr 2025
578 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:42 pm to
Nolan Richardson- Racist BBall coach to match
Dawn Staley on the womens side
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
18758 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Nolan Richardson- Racist BBall coach to match


What?

Pat Bradley was one of his all time players and loves the man.

Pretty sure Davor Rimac lived with him during the title days as an exchange recruit from Croatia.

Posted by Jimmy Bags
Member since Apr 2025
578 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 5:28 pm to
He was a total POS
Had like one white guy in 20 plus years
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

He was a total POS
Had like one white guy in 20 plus years


That’s wrong. And by your previous post I’d figure you are the one with the color problem.
Posted by VFL67
Member since Feb 2025
957 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 6:58 pm to
Are you kidding Tony Vitello? It’s easily Kevin O Sullivan or Schloss. That hate y’all have for Vitello is insane
Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1742 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Now that OU is in the conference we need a roll for Switzer. Anybody who’s dicking down their assistants wife while they’re out recruiting needs an office in this department


Hell he needs a statue in front of the ad building
Posted by themetalreb
Mississippi
Member since Sep 2018
6580 posts
Posted on 6/9/25 at 7:28 pm to
Warren Linn checking in….any Hogs remember him?
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