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Florida Fan Falls From Traffic Light While Celebrating NCAA Basketball Championship Win

Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:22 am
Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1519 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:22 am
Florida fan falls from traffic light… (Facebook version)

Florida fan falls from traffic light (detailed news report)

Can any of you Florida fans add some local color and insight regarding exactly what happened here??
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 11:58 am
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:23 am to
This seems more like a West Virginia fan incident.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9681 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:24 am to
Insight: drunk idiot climbed on the traffic light and fell.

Hope he wasn't hurt badly.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48105 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:24 am to
Someone needs to put that video to Surfin' USA
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6361 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:24 am to
Looks like Caw trying to flee the Disney Gators
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18770 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Florida Man


A drunken incident like this only makes him stronger and more determined.



quote:

Florida Fan


ICU bound. Probably won't make it.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28741 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:31 am to
The presumably dozens of kids cheering underneath are very fortunate that he didn't break off that mast arm directly on top of them.

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Posted by Old School Tex
North Carolina
Member since Jul 2021
1519 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:41 am to
quote:

A drunken incident like this only makes him stronger and more determined.


Exhibit A: Why women live longer than men…
Posted by brambo
Member since Aug 2018
340 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:48 am to
They greased the light and traffic poles. Maybe while climbing past it he got some on his shoes and that caused him to fall.

Or, maybe idiots just shouldn't be climbing poles and falling off is the price they pay. I was once younger and capable of some pretty stupid shite but I like to think I wouldn't have ever done this if I were in the same situation.

Link for people like me without facebook:
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This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 11:50 am
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
34108 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:35 pm to
Seeing as how this is Florida... that feels pretty tame, honestly.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
53535 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:47 pm to
I'm sure he already has a lawyer for a lawsuit against city of Gainesville

It could have been worse if in Philly - someone would have shot him with a gun
Posted by RuckMaul1
Member since Sep 2022
448 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:20 pm to
I hope he's paralyzed Florida people are garbage

ETA: Have fun taking the elevator the rest of your life while I bound up the stairs two at a time.
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 1:37 pm
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28741 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

I hope he's paralyzed

Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
6204 posts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 1:43 pm to
I heard they only greased the poles on University Ave and it was also raining in Gainesville last night.
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