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"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it"
Posted on 2/26/25 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 2/26/25 at 10:48 pm
I guess A&M has the size but doesn't know how to use it. They throw their money around at every sport just to end up blowing arse.
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Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:43 am to Landmass
It’s not the size but the action used in making her squirt.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:44 am to Landmass
Kind of like how Ole Miss blows their wad in the portal every year and still hasn’t made a playoff?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 12:49 am to Nasty_Canasta
The old saying is simple. “It’s not how deep you fish….but how you wiggle your worm”.
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 12:50 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 5:11 am to Rebbedup
It’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.
Posted on 2/27/25 at 5:40 am to Landmass
You ever wondered how paraplegic guys masturbate?
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 5:42 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 5:47 am to Landmass
quote:Strange that you would use that metaphor. You coming out of the closet or just using something strange to make your point? That was as weird as Texas A&M is itself. Do better.
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it"
Posted on 2/27/25 at 6:09 am to Landmass
Posted on 2/27/25 at 6:45 am to Rzrbackguy
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read …
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read …
Posted on 2/27/25 at 7:20 am to Landmass
It’s a Texan thing. Legends in their own minds
Posted on 2/27/25 at 7:29 am to Rebbedup
quote:
The old saying
Ever notice that it's always the male that uses it?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:05 am to Radio One
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em...
Posted on 2/27/25 at 8:23 am to wesfau
Beef curtains aka baby warmers?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:09 am to Nasty_Canasta
Not a Spinal Tap fan, eh?
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:27 am to wesfau
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Not a Spinal Tap fan, eh?
I’ve heard of them. Just never got into it I guess. A fictional heavy metal band made up of American comedians lol. I understand the schtick and all
This post was edited on 2/27/25 at 9:29 am
Posted on 2/27/25 at 9:28 am to Landmass
quote:
"It's not the size that matters,
I have a feeling this dike might disagree with you
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:23 am to Radio One
quote:
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read …
Mine goes to 11
Posted on 2/27/25 at 10:24 am to wesfau
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Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em...
How can I leave this behind
Posted on 3/1/25 at 4:28 pm to Colonel Ingus
Remember the last time Texas A&M even made the national championship post World War 2?
Funny, because neither do I.
Funny, because neither do I.
This post was edited on 3/1/25 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 4/3/25 at 8:10 am to Landmass
**BUMP**
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