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Tennessee makes the CFP for the first time ever haikus
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:21 pm
Neyland North they said
Gimmicky motherfrickers
Same ol' shite program
Christmas money blown
Embarrassed the SEC
1998
Gimmicky motherfrickers
Same ol' shite program
Christmas money blown
Embarrassed the SEC
1998
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Posted on 12/25/24 at 5:29 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Day bent Heup over
Lubed it up with Just For Men
Turned his butthole black
Lubed it up with Just For Men
Turned his butthole black
Posted on 12/25/24 at 6:01 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Good old Rocky Flop
Fat Josh just can't get it done
Where is my mustard?
Fat Josh just can't get it done
Where is my mustard?
This post was edited on 12/26/24 at 9:46 am
Posted on 12/25/24 at 6:36 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Adult males doing poems is 10x worse than whatever you’re rambling about
Homo
Homo
This post was edited on 12/25/24 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 12/25/24 at 6:43 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
That is such beautiful poetry
Posted on 12/25/24 at 6:44 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Ut no fun
In cfp
Hate to see it
Ruined sec status thanx
fricktards
The end
In cfp
Hate to see it
Ruined sec status thanx
fricktards
The end
Posted on 12/25/24 at 6:54 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Next Nobel laureate is in our midst baws
Posted on 12/25/24 at 7:09 pm to Mizzoufan26
quote:
Homo
Posted on 12/25/24 at 7:47 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
The Horseshoe welcomed
Tennessee Vol fans to a
Buckeye asskicking
Tennessee Vol fans to a
Buckeye asskicking
Posted on 12/25/24 at 7:50 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Found way to river
Alas, it was not to be
The goalposts remained
Alas, it was not to be
The goalposts remained
Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:09 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
Violent Hip Swivel
Has downloaded photos of shirtless men
Homo confirmed
Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:10 pm to Mizzoufan26
frick the Vols
Bag of dicks eat them
shite arse fans
Bag of dicks eat them
shite arse fans
Posted on 12/25/24 at 8:17 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
How about a nice limerick in iambic pentameter?
Posted on 12/25/24 at 9:43 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
Tennessee sucks arse
If felching was a team sport
They'd be life champs
If felching was a team sport
They'd be life champs
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:31 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
He was all the Heup
Until he faced the Buckeyes,
Nineteen-Ninty-Eight
Until he faced the Buckeyes,
Nineteen-Ninty-Eight
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:56 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
I didn't quite get the shirtless pregame workout. Maybe a Tennessee fan can explain it.
Posted on 12/25/24 at 10:59 pm to Mizzoufan26
quote:
Adult males doing poems is 10x worse than whatever you’re rambling about
frick frick frick
Motha motha frick motha motha frick frick
Motha frick motha frick
Noische noische noische
1, 2 1, 2, 3, 4 noische noische noische
Smoking weed smoking wiz
Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
Rolling fatties smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts?
We smoke the blunts and smokin em
Posted on 12/25/24 at 11:21 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
A Christmas Haiku
Twas the night before Christmas
And Tennessee choked
Twas the night before Christmas
And Tennessee choked
Posted on 12/26/24 at 2:31 am to BigOrangeLoyalist
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Day bent Heup over
Lubed it up with Just For Men
Turned his butthole black
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Not to mention what they did to the UTenn fans on their way out of the stadium.....
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It may take UTenn fans till next year just to walk correctly....unless they are the butt chuggers.........which are a large segment of the UTenn fans.
Posted on 12/26/24 at 6:07 am to SOBMarcus
Haikus are trendy, Limericks are cute, but I am more of a sonnet man myself. It's 14 lines or bust for me.
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