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Matthew McConaughey and the Dominatrix - A Classic aggy Melt...
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:59 am
Posted on 12/2/24 at 5:59 am
The TexAgs website appears to be completely melting down... BTW aggy, don't shoot the messenger - I am just reporting here, as a public service... 
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Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH?
7,269 Views | 43 Replies | Last: 5 hrs ago by aeon-ag
James Earl Rudder 3:16p, 12/1/24
For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:
Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.
Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.
He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.
If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.
Media slobbered all over him all night long.
PR stunt at our expense.
He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.
Inexcusable oversight.
Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.
If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.
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Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH?
7,269 Views | 43 Replies | Last: 5 hrs ago by aeon-ag
James Earl Rudder 3:16p, 12/1/24
For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:
Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.
Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.
He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.
If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.
Media slobbered all over him all night long.
PR stunt at our expense.
He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.
Inexcusable oversight.
Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.
If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.
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Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:13 am to Old School Tex
But .... is he not going to run for office in Texas?
Will Aggies vote for him?
Will Aggies vote for him?
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:24 am to scrooster
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But .... is he not going to run for office in Texas? Will Aggies vote for him?
Excellent question, but as an expatriate Texan, I am no longer allowed to vote there…
If any aggy is left on this board this morning, would you care to respond??
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:40 am to Old School Tex
I suppose it depends on the office he runs for, his policies and the political view of the individual Aggie voter.
But frick it, I'll say we'll vote him in for the memes.
But frick it, I'll say we'll vote him in for the memes.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:51 am to Old School Tex
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Matthew McConaughey and the Dominatrix
I thought he was gay, but not shocked to hear he is a bottom
Hard to hate him, his pop played for The Bear at UK so his old man had to hard as a coffin nail.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 6:56 am to Daowna
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But frick it, I'll say we'll vote him in for the memes.
Glad your sense of humor remains intact - your response gets an upvote from me!
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 7:01 am
Posted on 12/2/24 at 7:38 am to Old School Tex
I'll never understand clowns that go troll other teams sites.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:18 am to terriblegreen
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I'll never understand clowns that go troll other teams sites.
So who is the clown?
If you are Longhorn fan, TexAgs provides some of the best free entertainment around…
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:18 am to Old School Tex
It's a dumb complaint for many reasons but mainly because he's an employee of the university.
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 10:08 am
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:20 am to n64ra
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mainly because he's an employee of the university
which in and of itself is ridiculous. you guys need a hobby or a girlfriend if you spend your free time with texags.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:22 am to n64ra
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It's a dumb complaint for many reason but mainly because he's an employee of the university
Yes McConaughey is the Texas Minister of Culture… he has just as much right to be on aggy’s sacred field as, say, CDC…
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 8:29 am
Posted on 12/2/24 at 8:26 am to Mr Sausage
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which in and of itself is ridiculous. you guys need a hobby or a girlfriend if you spend your free time with texags.
Oh, so you spending 10 hours every day on this ridiculous SEC Rant trollsite is A-OK…
This post was edited on 12/2/24 at 8:27 am
Posted on 12/2/24 at 9:14 am to Old School Tex
David Keith used to be the "movie star" who roamed the Tennessee side lines and was sure to be seen on tv.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:41 am to Old School Tex
I'm pretty sure tRant knows aggy are morons they have been dealing with them for 13ish years.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:52 am to Old School Tex
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If any aggy is left on this board this morning, would you care to respond??
Has he said anything other than his interest in running? Presumably he'd run as a Democrat? What's his platform? What are his ambitions and how will he serve Texas citizens?
If it's trading in guns for dildos, I doubt he'll have a lot of support from folks in the state regardless of school affiliation.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:54 am to OlGrandad
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David Keith used to be the "movie star" who roamed the Tennessee side lines
I thought Toby Keith used to roam OU sidelines.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:55 am to AggieArchitect2004
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Presumably he'd run as a Democrat?
No.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:56 am to Old School Tex
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Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.
I don't know, I kind of enjoyed watching McConaughey on the sideline.
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:56 am to Old School Tex
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Mathew McConaughey allowed on sidelines. WTH?
Auburn used to let a guy who sells lumber roam the sidelines and dictate plays to the coaches, so...
Posted on 12/2/24 at 11:58 am to MtVernon
So he's going to try and get on the Republican ticket, against the incumbent seeking a 4th term and another sip graduate? This already sounds like he's not ready for politics.
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