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What is it with Bama and DUIs? How many drunks can you identify?

Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:21 am
Posted by SEC Doctor
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This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 10:24 am
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50475 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:24 am to
Sad stuff. I’m glad it didn’t turn out to be even more tragic. I hope Eddie gets the help he needs.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:31 am to
It's obvious that football players with money, cars, and access to alcohol constitute a public health emergency. We must ban all of these things from those who play football. It's for the children.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7064 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:34 am to
Why do posters think they are re-inventing the wheel with troll posts 24/7? You're literally categorizing yourself with 3/4 of the shite heads on this website, becoming the norm rather than "edgy lol got em!" that you think you are.

Get new fricking material you wannabe wet nap. That goes to all you "hehe!" queers too.
Posted by bamameister
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Member since May 2016
17117 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:35 am to
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What is it with Bama and DUIs?


LSU had already cornered the market on SEC players and marijuana years ago. You get in where you fit in.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48029 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:37 am to
LSU calling out another fan base for drinking and (_________) is hilarious.

You can fill in the blank and it doesn't matter what you put there.
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 10:39 am
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
12669 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Why do posters think they are re-inventing the wheel with troll posts 24/7? You're literally categorizing yourself with 3/4 of the shite heads on this website, becoming the norm rather than "edgy lol got em!" that you think you are.

You do realize that's Mulkey Man/Metry Mauler don't you?


Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:45 am to
Oh absolutely. Was hoping if I posted that enough times it would sink in.

But it looks like Mulkey has an impenetrable skull that protects emptiness and crickets
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
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33401 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
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Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:32 am to
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1487 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Why do posters think they are re-inventing the wheel with troll posts 24/7? You're literally categorizing yourself with 3/4 of the shite heads on this website, becoming the norm rather than "edgy lol got em!" that you think you are.

Get new fricking material you wannabe wet nap. That goes to all you "hehe!" queer

quote:

Oh absolutely. Was hoping if I posted that enough times it would sink in.

But it looks like Mulkey has an impenetrable skull that protects emptiness and crickets


dang brah, quality melt - cry harder, yummy tears, etc.



Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
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Member since Apr 2024
6563 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:54 am to
If LSU players drove cars instead of lawnmowers, I'm sure Bama's DUIs would pale in comparison...

This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 10:34 pm
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7064 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 11:55 am to
Let me guess kegels, you're mad I made fun of Trump.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
39738 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:18 pm to
Have an upvote
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34053 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

Psychiatrists could write complete volumes on the inferiority complex of the LSU fan. It’s an amazing, yet sad and pathetic disorder. The main symptoms cause them to be able to do nothing but obsess about and post on anonymous message boards about Alabama




Sad.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33401 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

you're mad I made fun of Trump.


Why would I care what a lousy alter says?
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9575 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20658 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

What is it with Bama and DUIs? How many drunks can you identify?


Bama gives its players/former players MANY occasions to party…sorry you can’t understand that concept.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
28689 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 1:10 pm to
You drew from something like 10,000 players and coaches across a span of what, 60 years?

And so far you have eight?

Do you understand how rudimentary statistics work?

I'm sure every team has a Derrius Guice.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9575 posts
Posted on 10/2/24 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

You drew from something like 10,000 players and coaches across a span of what, 60 years?

And so far you have eight?


I'm sure I could find a lot more if I wanted to.

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