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Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:55 pm
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
18215 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:55 pm
Damn. Bert still looks like he could take down a llama and eat the whole fricking thing in an hour.
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72908 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:57 pm to
Lost some weight while he was in the NFL. Goes back to college coaching and he’s massive again.
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
18215 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:58 pm to
College coaching is the life.

All the food you can eat and all the Scotch errr ale (in Bert's case) you can drink.
Posted by Bronco Calrissian
Member since Dec 2019
593 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:59 pm to
borderline erotic
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
18215 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

borderline erotic



I do respect Bert's self largesse.
This post was edited on 9/20/24 at 8:01 pm
Posted by Bronco Calrissian
Member since Dec 2019
593 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Bielema on kneeling on the 2-yard line vs. Texas: "It was a proud moment. Borderline erotic."
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
3591 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:25 pm to
He’d make a good square dance partner for Huepel
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:27 pm to
Bert is fat, fat is Bert
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5247 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:28 pm to
BigX refs are doing all they can for the huskers
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2265 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19166 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:39 pm to
I was not aware pullovers came in Matress sizes.
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes
Member since Dec 2014
4994 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:42 pm to
He had to cut slots down the sides of his pullover to get it to fit
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
2620 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:44 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/20/24 at 8:48 pm
Posted by 308
the backwoods of Mississippi
Member since Sep 2020
2620 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:46 pm to
Someone please tell me that photo is distorted.

The size differential between him and the ref is obscene.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
19058 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Goes back to college coaching and he’s massive again.

You ever seen a morbidly obese 75 to 80 year old? Because they don't last that long. Lose it Bert.
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
533 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:53 pm to
I still LMAO every time I see him and remember how violently mad the Longhorns got when he said his victory over them was "borderline erotic."



Boy do they ever hate his arse after he said that. LOL
This post was edited on 9/20/24 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2265 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 10:02 pm to
Big man touchdown
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15987 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 10:05 pm to
Jenn still around?
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10682 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 10:05 pm to
Bert seems to have a decent team. Lunney is not a bad OC either.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Amateur Statistician
Member since Oct 2022
2265 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Jenn still around?


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