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Gumps searching for sexual relations vis a vis Auburn
Posted on 8/21/24 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 3:33 pm
Knowing that the inevitable “frick Auburn” threads will come up at the start of college football season, putting out this public service message to Bama fans.
Displaying this low level of maturity continues to degrade the reputation of Bama fans. These threads show your desperation for, and ignorance of, sexual contact. A prime example of similar behavior was the Gump that was attempting some sort of relations with Saban’s statue, who can forget that?…….Yuck. As well, conflating your repressed desires with your rival only makes you appear more twisted and desperate. Just notifying you of how Bama fans that engage in this behavior appear on the Rant; if you choose to go there it says more about you than anyone else.
To the Bama fans that do not stoop to this sort of thing, have a good season and we look forward to November.
Displaying this low level of maturity continues to degrade the reputation of Bama fans. These threads show your desperation for, and ignorance of, sexual contact. A prime example of similar behavior was the Gump that was attempting some sort of relations with Saban’s statue, who can forget that?…….Yuck. As well, conflating your repressed desires with your rival only makes you appear more twisted and desperate. Just notifying you of how Bama fans that engage in this behavior appear on the Rant; if you choose to go there it says more about you than anyone else.
To the Bama fans that do not stoop to this sort of thing, have a good season and we look forward to November.
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Posted on 8/21/24 at 3:34 pm to FlyDownTheField83
You must be out of work since Auburn got rid of their DEI department.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 3:35 pm to FlyDownTheField83
Opening this thread was a big mistake.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 3:36 pm to FlyDownTheField83
Weird melt but I’ll allow it since the season is upon us. Proceed.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:30 pm to FlyDownTheField83
You do realize that most bama fans don't even know this site exists right? How many Bama fans do you think are on this site? It's not a lot.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:30 pm to 14caratgoldjones
No melt, just doing what I can to help Gumps rehabilitate their image.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:32 pm to FlyDownTheField83
all 20 of them on this site
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:34 pm to Landmass
Well, since the Wendy’s is still open I guess you are still employed….?
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:35 pm to FlyDownTheField83
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:36 pm to FlyDownTheField83
Are you trying to get all fans to say frick Auburn? Because this is how you get all fans to say frick Auburn.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 4:53 pm to captdalton
Auburn fans on this site seem extra retarded lately.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:06 pm to Marktastic86
Agreed, this is Little Bro post #431 or #2724… I’ve lost count.
This post was edited on 8/21/24 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 8/21/24 at 5:10 pm to FlyDownTheField83
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No melt
Says he who did, in fact, melt.
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:11 pm to thatdude1985
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How many Bama fans do you think are on this site? It's not a lot.
Not as many as there used to be
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:20 pm to FlyDownTheField83
Haha who let this pussy on the board
Posted on 8/21/24 at 7:22 pm to FlyDownTheField83
As an Auburn fan, this thread is embarrassing 
Posted on 8/21/24 at 9:53 pm to thatdude1985
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How many Bama fans do you think are on this site? It's not a lot.
1 is too many.
All it takes is 1 to be around, and one day you wake up and all your trees are dead.
We should really quarantine them to their own board and protect the rest of the good folk around here from their rapacious nature.
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