UTurds of Austin feeling much more emotionally secure now that they'll be in the SEC

So secure they feel like celebrating! They're FINALLY in a real conference!!

Indeed, come June 30, they plan to have an all-day celebration to the likes of what the UTx calls, "international superstar", "Pitbull" -- a latino rapper and hip hop and crunk artist whose real name (I had to look it up) is, Armando Christian Perez. Hola! Soy tan gay!!

(FYI.....if they wanted the best rapping/hip hop/crunk music on the planet, the UTurds should've moved their party to Atlanta).

I betcha the Texas fans in their Moo Moo skirts never celebrated in like style when they turned out the lights on the old SWC and bulldozed into the Big 12 (now known as the Pop Tarts 12 Conference).

Oklahoma's celebrating, too, but in a more subdued (and more sensible) manner. Sooners seem to be much more emotionally secure than their Cow counterparts to the south.

Oh, well....dance away in your tutu's, Moo Moo fans.......