Another SEC haiku

UT baseball vs LSU in Omaha

Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay

An ode to SEC baseball:

SEC baseball
800 pound gorilla
Chainsaw for penis

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Tony V Can’t win the big game Against Jay

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The haiku is a Japanese poetic form that consists of three lines, with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. The haiku developed from the hokku, the opening three lines of a longer poem known as a tanka.

3
6
3

If you wish to join
At least know the rules to play
Otherwise you will look dumb

I call this one “Alabama”

Crimson reign now fades.
Saban’s legacy in shade.
Trailer parks degrade.

A reminiscence
of my sweet adolescence
Time to hang it up

Varsity Drive-In
Admiring the coeds
Cruising through Athens

Clemson fried chicken
Deviled eggs for the Rebels
Beers at Ross Crane House

Between the Hedges
Gridiron vitality
Erk’s boys on the tracks

Dooley’s Junkyard Dawgs
James Brown could really belt it
It’s 10 to 9 in Texas

Munson’s metal chair
Broke clean off in the press box
Gator Bowl turned red

Atlanta’s Gold Flats
Orange on the Plains in Fall
Conquered battlefields

Childhood memories
Sold for national glory
The Chapel Bell tolls [for me]

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Oh look here it is - 5
A new yet dull thought from OP - 8
Miles of dicks he sucks - 5

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Haiku format five
Then seven followed by five
Dick distract you too

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Tony V
Can’t win the big game
Against Jay

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That's not a haiku
It's not that complicated
You are a dumbass

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Arky has the ghey
Talk about squeal like a pig
Butt-hole pig suey

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Hog basketball team
They are an embarrassment
Pio gay for them