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Interesting rumor I just heard about Kalen Deboer

Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:09 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13314 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:09 pm
Take it for what it’s worth but apparently Kalen was out recruiting today in the Montgomery area and my Nephew was able to meet him. He said he was pretty normal but the big rumor around the School is that he was sitting down to urinate.. I know it’s juvenile but apparently one of the kids walked into the bathroom at the same time as him and DeBoer proceeded to go into the stall and pee. Take it for what it’s work because the source is HS kids but I just thought it was funny that was the big talk around the school.
Posted by RickyLeFleur
Member since Jan 2024
139 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:10 pm to
I don't want to hear about your nephew hanging around in men's bathrooms.

Seriously hope your nephew doesn't hear about you saying this on a board. I'm sure he's a good kid but you got problems man.
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 7:17 pm
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9209 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:11 pm to
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Take it for what it’s work


This damages your credibility more than the source you say came up with this nonsense
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
2862 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:11 pm to
LSU fans melt over the most idiotic things.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11888 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:12 pm to
I would tell OP to do better but the reality is he can't.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5998 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:13 pm to
So potentially, he's got a huge hog and a great wife?

shite, most of ya'll suck...
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8530 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:13 pm to
Good Lord.
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
2950 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by SquarePizzaRebel
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2013
2378 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
3681 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:15 pm to
I don’t really give a damn if the man takes a piss standing sideways and tries to bank it off the wall. All I care about is he a good coach and can he win games.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19629 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:17 pm to
LSU fans, folks..
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5998 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:19 pm to
Public bathroom

Closed campus due to MLK

But word around the closed campus is that the sitting perp wore shoes....

shite, good luck Kalen... you're gonna need it if this is the news that comes out of that state before you've coached a practice...
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14529 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:19 pm to
Decent post but you’ve gotta iron out the details if you’re gonna have an effective shitpost. Nobody was in school today.
Posted by Fanatic4U
Member since Dec 2023
675 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:19 pm to
DeBoer will be the laughing stock of the SEC in 3 years
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
Member since Nov 2021
2684 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:20 pm to
He got Auburn at Montgomery confused with A&M and didn’t want his deJohnson on the internet. New to the area, got to take precautions when around enemy territory.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53974 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
It’s well known, and not a rumor, that Brian Kelly was a fluffer in the porn industry before he went into coaching. That’s why the priests at Notre Dame wanted to coach there.
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
20311 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
With cell phone cameras nowadays does he want to get filmed taking a piss? The kid was probably mad he didn’t get to see how many times he shook it after pissing.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30326 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Take it for what it’s worth but apparently Kalen was out recruiting today in the Montgomery area and my Nephew was able to meet him. He said he was pretty normal but the big rumor around the School is that he was sitting down to urinate.. I know it’s juvenile but apparently one of the kids walked into the bathroom at the same time as him and DeBoer proceeded to go into the stall and pee. Take it for what it’s work because the source is HS kids but I just thought it was funny that was the big talk around the school.

Schools were closed today in Montgomery for MLK Day.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5253 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:24 pm to
Jesus help us
Posted by UltimaParadox
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
40936 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

deathvalleyfreak43


Never change LSU fans
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