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Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases

Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:28 am
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38993 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:28 am
And their players give them to other people and get arrested for spreading their filth!

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"Stephanie Taylor, a spokeswoman for the Tuscaloosa Police Department, confirmed a report was filed last week that led to a warrant for Pritchett's arrest being issued and served Wednesday evening," the report states.

"Pritchett, 19, was charged under AL Code 22-11A-21, which classifies the knowing transmission of a sexually transmitted disease as a Class C misdemeanor."


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Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17093 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:40 am to
So do half the women in Louisiana but we're not making threads about it.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21497 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:41 am to
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
17955 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 7:59 am to

It’s Bama dude.

Shooters shoot.



Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
13045 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases


Louisiana checking in at #2 for states with the highest rates of STDs. Congrats!


quote:


2. Louisiana
Total STD Rate: 1,159.9 per 100,000
Chlamydia Rate: 730.1 per 100,000
Gonorrhea Rate: 354.5 per 100,000
Syphilis Rate (cumulative): 75.3 per 100,000


US News

Alabama down at #6.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
27668 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:12 am to
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47236 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:21 am to
20th thread on this, guy must get around
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:28 am to
What Mrs Taylor did not say in her interview was that the young man claimed he got the BullHeaded Clap by having unprotected sex with B. Kelly at a SockHop during a recruiting visit in Baton Rouge.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7438 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:29 am to
Posted by nelatiger23
Member since Aug 2018
29 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:31 am to
Gives it that cajun flavoring.
Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
2514 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:33 am to
Baton Rouge leads the entire country with HIV and STD infections…looks like if Louisiana got rid of gay LSU the rest of the state would be ok.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22412 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:33 am to
Man the Gumps are gonna be pissed over this post.

I love it!

GEAUX WOLVERINES!
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47236 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:39 am to
quote:

geauxbrown


You are only 2 days late
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3580 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:50 am to
Berlin A&M ??
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
14487 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 8:55 am to
OP identifies as a sexually transmitted disease here at the SECRant.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68108 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:00 am to
quote:

It’s Bama dude.

Murderers. Murder.


Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
5788 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases Errerrerrwere


That’s how I read this thread title originally.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
7427 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Breaking News: Alabama has sexually transmitted diseases


Yeah, sorry about that man. This is super awkward but as part of our plea bargain we must strongly encourage that you, LSU, go get tested as well. There is a strong likelihood that you also have std’s after what we did to you on 11/4. Again, our bad.
Posted by RktCtySooner
Huntsville, Alabama
Member since Jul 2021
60 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:42 am to
Nitro Express: "So do half the women in Louisiana but we're not making threads about it."

The difference is you guys in Louisianna keep the STDs within the family.
This post was edited on 12/23/23 at 9:44 am
Posted by TheTeaux
Rouses on Airline Drive
Member since Mar 2023
1210 posts
Posted on 12/23/23 at 9:46 am to
If everybody does not have the sex for 2 months at the same time, would these diseases cease to exist? let’s give that a try.
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