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Here’s your shocker of the day…a shark penis is just a giant pussy

Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:29 pm
Posted by Shamoan
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Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:31 pm to
A shark dick is referred to as claspers.
Posted by swampvol1
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19729 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:36 pm to
Egg Bowl trash talk has officially jumped the shark
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13717 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:37 pm to
They should have stopped at bears.

This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 9:39 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
31776 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

a shark penis is just a giant pussy


Why in the name of baby Jesus were you googling shark dicks?
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13717 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:02 pm to
I was told to suck a rebel dick. I got ‘a googlin
Posted by BigBadBoodieDaddy
Member since Nov 2023
862 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:07 pm to
"IN THIS MOTHER frickER."

-Jim McElwain.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13717 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:12 pm to
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50331 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:16 pm to
So you thought it was funny enough for it’s own thread
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22837 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Why in the name of baby Jesus were you googling shark dicks?


He wasn’t just Googling them.

Be careful, the other end has teeth.
Posted by MetryMauler
Member since Sep 2016
7132 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:21 pm to
So Cuyler is a shark penis, got it.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13717 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

So you thought it was funny enough for it’s own thread


Yes.
This post was edited on 11/22/23 at 10:25 pm
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1886 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:28 pm to
to his defense there are probably million florida baws with that exact phenotype
Posted by Rebbedup
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 12:42 am to
Just awful. Awful. Some people can’t handle the hooch.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 6:44 am to
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Shamoan

That was the funniest shite I've ever seen leaked. This board fricking imploded
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
7004 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Egg Bowl trash talk has officially jumped the shark


:rimshot:
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10044 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:59 am to
quote:

They should have stopped at bears.


I disagree. They never should have changed from Colonel Reb. If they'd had any balls they would have shot everyone the bird and had Colonel Reb still stalking the sidelines.

Anyway, I have that damned song stuck in my head again today...

Greatest troll by a marching band EVER
"Ba-by shark, doo-dooo-do-doot-do-doo..."

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