BigBadBoodieDaddy

Kirby's on pace to become the GOAT if he keeps this up.

I told all these mother frickers Kirby was going to be a great coach and to give him time. I even had a few UGA friends who were writing him off claiming they were "cursed" a few years ago. Now he's ruling cfb.

-Don't celebrate a win in Louisiana bars because they'll either shoot you or beat you to death.

-If you're a purple heart veteran in Crimson and white, avoid Baton Rouge at all costs. Otherwise you'll get threatened and accosted by drunk LSU rednecks (who most likely claim to be "god fearing patriots" on social media).

-Don't hire LSU's ex coaches otherwise they'll gather in a field and burn him in effigy like some weird klan-like cult.

-Don't take minors to Tiger Stadium because the pedos there will tell them to "suck a Tiger dick".

-Prepare for your players and coaches to receive death threats from Louisiana people before a game.

-Never leave your booty unguarded in Tiger Stadium otherwise an LSU fan's finger may enter your shite tunnel (and they call Aggies "gay").

-Be careful when taking a piss in Tiger Stadium bathrooms because the janitors there will rob you.

-Prepare for 60 year old men in purple and gold to threaten officials (and their families) when one of their players is called for targeting a week before playing Alabama.

-Don't sit in the student section at Tiger Stadium otherwise you may get vomited on.

-If you're a beer vendor, avoid Baton Rouge like a plague. Otherwise, the fans there will likely steal thousands of dollars worth of beer from you.

-Louisiana is the second-poorest state in the union and also boasts the highest homicide rate. So prepare for Somalia with more swamps.

-If you're a minority, avoid the LSU student section because they'll call you the "n word".

-Wear Kevlar when visiting Baton Rouge.

-Watch out for piss balloons.

And how could I forget... don't open any hospitals in Louisiana. Otherwise they'll steal money from you to buy players with.

I'm gonna bump this thread if Bama beats AU in hoops. :lol:

The best at folding when he gets sacked.

With the power and the will to survive.

Would.

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Well then he should've thought about that before having sexual relations with a shark.

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:rotflmao:

Bama will have to play a perfect four quarter game to beat Georgia. The offense can't afford a turnover and Milore can't afford to make stupid mistakes like illegal forward passes, especially when he has 35 yards of green in front of him.

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The only loss came against Florida in the 2008 SECCG.

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And I fear Saturday's game will be similar to that 2008 game. We'll give Georgia a game for three quarters and they'll pull away in the fourth.

Congratulations on your moral victory!

Doesn't diminish the fact that LDU is still Alabama's bitch. Lmao.