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Week 3 SEC Haiku Thread
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:32 am
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:32 am
Today we all laugh
At Bamas outhouse offense
Odor is restored
LSU kicks arse
30 of 34 throws
Go for completions
Let’s laugh at the Vols
Florida Gator bitch boys
We hate to see it
Mizzou kicks field goals
From about 5 miles away
Lurking in the weeds
We buried UF
A bit too prematurely
Knoxville Billy wins
Jimbo still looks dazed
Seventy million dollars
Will take Sunbelt win
A bunch of Mormons
Just beat your Ozark asses
A stain on the league
Lane Kiffin smiles
Next week he gets a cupcake
At the perfect time
Sadly it appears
The Grind is not in service
We all miss Pirate
Vanderbilt football
Apparently has a team?
Could be a rumor
Gamecocks always flop
Failure to launch is the norm
Shame Beamer is sad
The Georgia Bulldogs
Have an alien-like guy
Playing quarterback
Auburn beat Samford
Which is where Fred and Lamont
Learned garbage science
Kentucky Football
Beat the lowly Akron Zips
Da fuq is a zip?
At Bamas outhouse offense
Odor is restored
LSU kicks arse
30 of 34 throws
Go for completions
Let’s laugh at the Vols
Florida Gator bitch boys
We hate to see it
Mizzou kicks field goals
From about 5 miles away
Lurking in the weeds
We buried UF
A bit too prematurely
Knoxville Billy wins
Jimbo still looks dazed
Seventy million dollars
Will take Sunbelt win
A bunch of Mormons
Just beat your Ozark asses
A stain on the league
Lane Kiffin smiles
Next week he gets a cupcake
At the perfect time
Sadly it appears
The Grind is not in service
We all miss Pirate
Vanderbilt football
Apparently has a team?
Could be a rumor
Gamecocks always flop
Failure to launch is the norm
Shame Beamer is sad
The Georgia Bulldogs
Have an alien-like guy
Playing quarterback
Auburn beat Samford
Which is where Fred and Lamont
Learned garbage science
Kentucky Football
Beat the lowly Akron Zips
Da fuq is a zip?
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:35 am to Lsupimp
fricking solid 
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:41 am to Lsupimp
We all miss Pirate. Truth.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:43 am to Lsupimp
Good work. Upvoted.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:48 am to Lsupimp
Turnovers can kill,
Interceptions and fumbles,
Must secure football.
Interceptions and fumbles,
Must secure football.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:53 am to Lsupimp
This OU team
Under the radar killing it
Shut up dummy
Texas post-Bama
Nearly arse beaten by Wyoming
Cowboy disappoint
Under the radar killing it
Shut up dummy
Texas post-Bama
Nearly arse beaten by Wyoming
Cowboy disappoint
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:57 am to Sooner1984
OU Haiku rules
Are oddly now 4-8-4
That’s not how this works
Are oddly now 4-8-4
That’s not how this works
Posted on 9/17/23 at 10:59 am to Lsupimp
Excellent work
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:03 am to Lsupimp
Ok's schedule makes MICH and UGA schedule look like a gauntlet. Pull out TX from ok's schedule and anyone they play this year won't even be a top 50 team. Wow combine MICH, UGA and OK's schedule and we are looking at maybe 2 top 10 matchups all year minus championship games. Pitiful.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:07 am to Lsupimp
Durk can’t coach defense
Defense won’t bring the pressure
Wasting Weigman arm
Defense won’t bring the pressure
Wasting Weigman arm
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:11 am to Jobu93
Mystery lingers
The Aggie roster is stacked
Weigman has the tools
The Aggie roster is stacked
Weigman has the tools
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:13 am to Lsupimp
quote:
Haiku
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:14 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry Rex Vonner
Futility is thy name
Hall of Shame poster
Futility is thy name
Hall of Shame poster
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:24 am to Lsupimp
Dildoe the Milroe
should be banned infinitely
with all his alters
should be banned infinitely
with all his alters
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:25 am to Lsupimp
MILROE the DILDOE
Is not good at football stuff
WE MISS U JAMAE
Is not good at football stuff
WE MISS U JAMAE
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:29 am to Sooner1984
quote:
This OU team
Under the radar killing it
Shut up dummy
Texas post-Bama
Nearly arse beaten by Wyoming
Cowboy disappoint
Hey. Beat it, Big 12ers. Let us enjoy our final season without your carpetbaggers fricking it up until we're forced to deal with it.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 11:56 am to Giantkiller
You tell ‘em
Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:12 pm to Lsupimp
Only disappointed you didn't work in the Zips turnover tire.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 12:36 pm to Lsupimp
Quality
Posted on 9/17/23 at 4:27 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
Today we all laugh
At Bamas outhouse offense
Odor is restored
ODOR is restored?
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