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Nick Saban in sock feet is shorter than Kim Mulkey

Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:03 pm
Kim Mulkey would whip Nick Saban's arse in a fight. And Miss Terry and that daughter.

Kim Mulkey would take them all three out.


Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
21242 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:05 pm to
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Kim Mulkey would whip Nick Saban's arse in a fight.
Saban's too busy using his bionic hip to give it to your mom for any of that nonsense
Posted by tallamander34
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2017
1360 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:10 pm to
You probably wish Saban would give it to your mom
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
33124 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:21 pm to
Well, you tried.

Good thing you're used to failure, otherwise this thread might feel like a setback.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
19230 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:22 pm to
He’s taller when he stands on his trophies
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19125 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:23 pm to
Well Kim Mulkey is a transvestite.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7436 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:28 pm to
Your shite post to good post ratio is really suffering these days. Rumors are that you were a quality/funny poster in the past. What happened?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:30 pm to
You're the one rooting for Texas to be taken over by Mexico


let's ask you some questions


why did you not pick California to be taken over by Mexico?
Posted by ScoggDog
SE Indiana
Member since Aug 2020
3732 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 7:31 pm to
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You probably wish Saban would give it to your mom


His, your, or even my wishes, have nothing to do regarding Nick Saban's willingness to "give it" to the mother of the poster in question.

It's all about The Process. If the mother fits within given parameters, Nick Saban will then review her film. Evaluate her ability to push out a quality Division I athlete ... based upon established, tried and true criteria. Such is the Nick Saban way. The Process.

After sufficient evaluation, Nick Saban will make a decision. And again, that decision will be based upon objective standards. If said mother meats or exceeds those standards, then Nick Saban will absolutely "give it" to her. In the most excellent fashion possible according to the level of excellence demanded by Nick Saban.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
7436 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:09 pm to
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why did you not pick California to be taken over by Mexico?


Seems obvious, but I’ll explain in simple terms that hopefully you can understand. There are no teams from California bringing their weird combination of dildo waving wokeness and conference killing entitlement and arrogance to the SEC.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15835 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Kim Mulkey would whip Nick Saban's arse in a fight.


Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
5788 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:20 pm to
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Kim Mulkey would whip Nick Saban's arse in a fight.


When she does, he’ll still get his $1,400/dy.

Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
23967 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:28 pm to
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Nick Saban in sock feet is shorter than Kim Mulkey


Wow, she’s 5’4”, is she standing on a milk crate?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:31 pm to
I’d sock your feet any day, buddy
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
69957 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:33 pm to
Knew you liked the d

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52868 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Good thing you're used to failure, otherwise this thread might feel like a setback.

Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8687 posts
Posted on 4/11/23 at 10:32 pm to
Do you ever get tired of posting terrible threads?
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15269 posts
Posted on 4/12/23 at 1:41 am to
Posted by RollTide4Ever
Nashville
Member since Nov 2006
19180 posts
Posted on 4/12/23 at 7:11 am to
Every time I see Kim I just think of trailer parks.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
15957 posts
Posted on 4/12/23 at 7:17 am to
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Every time I see Kim I just think of trailer parks


I think of my neighborhood often also.
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