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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:15 am
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:15 am
Buyouts
Tommy Tuberville - $6 Million
Gene Chizik - $11.09 Million
Gus Malzahn - $21.5 Million
Kevin Steele - $5 Million
Brian Harsin - $15.3 Million
It's obvious these mouthbreathers are running out of money and their mobile homes will not be getting new roofs this year. My question is what makes Auburn think anyone wants the job? Did the last coaching search not show Aubie anything? They stumbled around and went with one of their last choices (because everyone turned them down) late in the coaching carousel period, but then spun it up as a home run hire.
Lane Kiffin will not take this job because Auburn is done as a competitor in the SEC, until they lower their standards to the Birmingham Bowl with an occasional trip to the Outback they will continue cycling through coaches. Enjoy the beatdown this week to little old Mississipi State. Maybe Jeff Grimes will be dumb enough to lead you to 5-7 next year.
Tommy Tuberville - $6 Million
Gene Chizik - $11.09 Million
Gus Malzahn - $21.5 Million
Kevin Steele - $5 Million
Brian Harsin - $15.3 Million
It's obvious these mouthbreathers are running out of money and their mobile homes will not be getting new roofs this year. My question is what makes Auburn think anyone wants the job? Did the last coaching search not show Aubie anything? They stumbled around and went with one of their last choices (because everyone turned them down) late in the coaching carousel period, but then spun it up as a home run hire.
Lane Kiffin will not take this job because Auburn is done as a competitor in the SEC, until they lower their standards to the Birmingham Bowl with an occasional trip to the Outback they will continue cycling through coaches. Enjoy the beatdown this week to little old Mississipi State. Maybe Jeff Grimes will be dumb enough to lead you to 5-7 next year.
This post was edited on 11/2/22 at 8:17 am
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Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:16 am to BhamBlazeDog
Auburn also paid $5m to buy out Kevin Steele when they hired Harsin.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:16 am to paperwasp
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Auburn also paid $5m to buy out Kevin Steele when they hired Harsin.
Thanks for the reminder, I'll add that in to the totals.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:18 am to BhamBlazeDog
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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?
When do houses stop being made of wood?
When does Joanna Gaines claim that wood shouldn’t be yella?
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:19 am to BhamBlazeDog
Never when you realize each school gets free money every year.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:20 am to BhamBlazeDog
Trying to examine the minds of the Fambly is a tall task. The delusion is at levels rational people can't comprehend.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:21 am to StringedInstruments
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When do houses stop being made of wood?
When do people stop buying iPhones?
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:25 am to momentoftruth87
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Never when you realize each school gets free money every year.
This. Just put some back in a rainy day coach firing fund and you’re good to go as long as you don’t get crazy like aTm.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:26 am to DingLeeBerry
Yeah stay away from the 10 for 10 and you can get out easily
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:26 am to StringedInstruments
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When do houses stop being made of wood?
Jimmy is one of the main problems, but I'll humor you. What happens when he dies? He is 74 and obese.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:27 am to BhamBlazeDog
The Auburn Fa-Muh-Leee
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:28 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Fambly*
Posted on 11/2/22 at 8:58 am to DingLeeBerry
Pretty close to 60m paying people not to coach there.
At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if 8&4feit says “hold my beer”
At this point I wouldn’t be shocked if 8&4feit says “hold my beer”
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:00 am to BhamBlazeDog
That is just football.
MBB
Barbee - $2.44M
Lebo - $1.5M
Baseball
Golloway - $1.25M
Not digging too deep for others like WBB coach Terri Williams-Flournoy, but you get the idea...
MBB
Barbee - $2.44M
Lebo - $1.5M
Baseball
Golloway - $1.25M
Not digging too deep for others like WBB coach Terri Williams-Flournoy, but you get the idea...
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:01 am to BhamBlazeDog
We don’t… MSU on the other hand should make a great fit in the future Sun Belt Conference
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:02 am to BhamBlazeDog
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When does the Auburn "Family" finally go broke?
Apparently not before AU took your AD.
We will take Lane from your sister bitch, if we decide as well.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:04 am to BhamBlazeDog
We aren’t as poor as Miss State who wouldn’t even drop $150k for Cam
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:10 am to BhamBlazeDog
We aren’t poor like State is. Sorry.
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:15 am to BhamBlazeDog
Priceless coming from a retarded State fan. You being on here typing keeps your guardian walking in on you playing with your retard little pecker again, win for that poor soul
Posted on 11/2/22 at 9:18 am to AUriptide
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Apparently not before AU took your AD.
Not sure how many times this has been stated, but he was pushed out. But congrats?
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