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Marty Smith has the worst over the top southern accent
Posted on 12/30/21 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 12/30/21 at 1:58 pm
I don’t doubt that the dude has an accent but my God. He REALLY lays it on thick for the cameras.
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Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:02 pm to Henry Jones Jr
And when you pair it with his haircut, he just becomes unbearable.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:03 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
He looks like the target audience for bro country or hick hop
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:04 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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He looks like the target audience for bro country or hick hop
Absolutely. He looks like a guy you would find in the front row of an Eric Church concert drinking Michelob Ultra.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:11 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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Absolutely. He looks like a guy you would find in the front row of an Eric Church concert drinking Michelob Ultra.
You left off giving his boyfriend an over the pants handjob during slow songs
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:12 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
Don't forget the suits that look to be a size too small.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:14 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I agree. He needs to stop. 
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:15 pm to Henry Jones Jr
He's the kinda dude thats seen Kenny Chesney in at least 3 cities.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:15 pm to Henry Jones Jr
He and Gus Malzahn.
Gus never had a strong southern accent until he coached at Aubie.
Gus never had a strong southern accent until he coached at Aubie.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:17 pm to Cocky0
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Don't forget the suits that look to be a size too small.
I guarantee he wears skinny jeans, and gets his fashion sense from Jessie Palmer.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:18 pm to PorkSammich
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He and Gus Malzahn.
Gus never had a strong southern accent until he coached at Aubie.
Really? I guess I maybe never heard him talk before he was HC at AU.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:21 pm to Nitro Express
Pretty solid hating in this thread. I approve these messages.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:23 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Hes the absolute worst. Not sure what you call the token white guy/Uncle Tom, but that's exactly what he and Marty McGee are for ESPN in their transparently lame attempt to placate Southerners.
This post was edited on 12/30/21 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:24 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Marty Smith is faaammmilllleeeee
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:25 pm to Bronco Calrissian
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Pretty solid hating in this thread. I approve these messages.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:33 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Every single person from VA does.
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:35 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Marty has def gave a dude a handy in a porta potty at a FL-GA Line concert
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:37 pm to Colonel Ingus
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Marty has def gave a dude a handy in a porta potty at a FL-GA Line concert
“Just two bros giving each other hot handies at a good country concert”
- Marty Smith probably
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:44 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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He looks like the target audience for bro country or hick hop
No doubt that is what he has on his Spotify
Posted on 12/30/21 at 2:47 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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