Portal Addition Room Improvement

I ain’t got a damn clue who we got. I’m just gonna wing it when I start the fall camp thread later on. We got my man Camden Brown and that’s about all I know.

Early September when new players introduce themselves to my shite list I’m going to be saying “who is this a-hole” a lot. Hopefully we just as many pleasant surprises.

The nice thing about the portal, you have a much much higher hit rate on expectations than incoming HS or JC. Heck it seems like more often than not they exceed what was expected, which in our case would be most of the team

Sleeved up Sean White messaged me the other day btw. He might’ve blocked me as well.



He was brought up in a Twitter Poll as the most underrated Auburn Tiger. And to that suggestion I said he was good for two passing touchdowns per season.

In comes Sleeved Up Sean White:

He says his passing TD numbers was just a narrative. He only got maybe 18-20 throws a game, yada yada.

And to that, I told him: look I thought you were fine but the offense sucked.

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So I’ve taken your letter grading and converted it to numbers because you can more easily deduce an opinion that way.

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That’s a bold faced lie. Those numbers are giving me a gigantic headache instead of Corches’ B- giving me boners.

Yes that sounds about correct. Somewhere around 9th to 6th. Now talent doesn’t always mean everything when multiple teams will be in the 4-9 range closely ranked. Team chemistry, home/away, execution, and getting the right breaks determines a lot between those teams.

I may should have used the number system it probably is much easier

100% correct approach

My opinion of our team

Before portal



After portal



Eta: this was scientifically and mathematically done to come to my opinion.

QB is a better improvement than just a C

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Eta: this was scientifically and mathematically done to come to my opinion.

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I think we surprise people this year. The schedule sets up perfectly for us. Easy win out of the gate, a coaching tester on the road at Cal, powder puff then the worst team in the West atm....were looking at 4-0 start with UGA coming to town @ Auburn. Game Day baby! Hugh Freeze lives for games like that. You never fkn know. New Qb, new players on defense...riding a 4 game win streak...Boom! Shock the fkn world. Beat the number 1 team, then have an off week to prepare to win back to back in Red Stick.

Come boys we can do this shite!!!



eta: i upvoted this post (pats self on back and gives self high five)