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Kentucky Freshman Matt Elam
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:42 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:42 am
Enormous human being:
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Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:43 am to JDHLaw
A+ titties
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:44 am to JDHLaw
That's one mean lookin ginger
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:44 am to TreyAnastasio
10 a frickin 10
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to JDHLaw
Bless his heart.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to JDHLaw
Even his biceps have double-chins....
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:45 am to JDHLaw
I don't know what he will or won't do on the field, but by God I respect his number choice.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:46 am to JDHLaw
Is he the new QB?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:47 am to JDHLaw
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to JDHLaw
That kid can be from nowhere else except Kentucky 
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to JDHLaw
usually D1 athletes have no problem getting laid but I think he'll have a hard time
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:48 am to WDE24
That kid is huge. 6-5 370. Damn.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:49 am to JDHLaw
Hehe 69
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:50 am to beaver
He could have been part of the legendary Dline at Bama right now.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:51 am to Phat Phil
You guys won't be laughing after playing Kentucky this season.
Much like a crocodile, Elam can consume his entire bodyweight in a day. You'll be bussing back to campus minus a few wide receivers.
Pig Howard sounds too delicious for Elam to resist.
Much like a crocodile, Elam can consume his entire bodyweight in a day. You'll be bussing back to campus minus a few wide receivers.
Pig Howard sounds too delicious for Elam to resist.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:52 am to JDHLaw
Does Elam have kids yet? His kids could have titty milk when mom goes on a road trip, and wouldn't have to do any pumping beforehand.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:53 am to JDHLaw
after football I foresee him becoming obese and having to use a motorized wheel chair to get around
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:53 am to JDHLaw
Good lord, what a monster. He would have been perfect at NT for our 3-4.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 10:55 am to Phat Phil
I mean there are plenty of sluts in college, but Elam is a charity case. Dude looks like some kind of obese Frankenstein creature.
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