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Ice chest full of 200 piss balloons iced down and ready to go in AM

Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:09 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9663 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:09 pm
Will be making it rain in Tuscaloosa Saturday
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105095 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:09 pm to
Why the hell would you wanna throw cold piss? Hot piss is the only way to go.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14450 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:10 pm to
What’s the difference between getting hit by warm piss vs cold piss? Seems like a waste of ice, and not good for the cooler. Smh
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:12 pm to
How many dudes did you milk for all those?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
15413 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:16 pm to
LSU fans keep their beer and piss balloons in the same cooler. Thus the ice.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14450 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:19 pm to
I’ll be honest, if I got hit by an LSU fan’s Natty Light vs. Piss Balloon, I wouldn’t be able to smell the difference.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
19027 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:26 pm to
I start storing up piss balloons weeks in advance and steep them in the sous vide pot.

Follow me for more recipes.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11557 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

I’ll be honest, if I got hit by an LSU fan’s Natty Light vs. Piss Balloon, I wouldn’t be able to smell the difference.


But you’d love to smell it, you know, loving dick and all.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14450 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:50 pm to
I think dudes that constantly accuse others of being gay to talk dick, are obviously gay. Only they pretend to be playing lol
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11557 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 5:50 pm to
If that helps you sleep at night sweetheart.
Posted by Pastor Mike
Florida
Member since Dec 2020
6040 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

iced down

This, ladies and gentlemen, is an imposter!
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
9663 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:42 pm to
Will be 40 degrees. More uncomfortable getting hit with cold urine
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7565 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:45 pm to


WTF Are you 13
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47330 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:52 pm to
Why do people from Louisiana call it an "ice chest"
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14450 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:55 pm to
Too many syllables in ice chest.
Posted by off_season
Florida
Member since Jul 2014
1072 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:09 pm to
They do this in college station for fun. Voluntarily.

I think you are trying to flirt with the milk men.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14450 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:12 pm to
This is completely untrue. I’ve never received a hand job in my life, and I’m an Aggie.
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1850 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:21 pm to
You must be using a cheap Coleman cooler. Yetis won't fit 200 piss balloons due to their advanced wall thickness.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
25390 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:54 pm to
Bama fans getting ready in the trailer park:

Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:19 pm to
That should be enough for 3 quarters
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 9:45 pm
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