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Who's measuring the players at Alabama?

Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:53 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:53 pm
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:55 pm to
Michael J Fox
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26442 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:55 pm to
We measure with shoes on.

Steen is a notorious sloucher.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
22941 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:57 pm to
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Who's measuring the players at Alabama?


There’s a Brazzers punchline in here somewhere…
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10852 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 2:58 pm to
Think they just shrink an inch or two after they cut down on the PEDs
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
75469 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:03 pm to
9 millimeter
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1593 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:14 pm to
the 1/8th always makes me laugh
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5061 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:15 pm to
Saban. He has a soft spot for those that are vertically challenged.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
19315 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:33 pm to
Just your daily Alabama thread brought to you by Sidewalk
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7281 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:37 pm to
Why is Bryce the only one with a fraction? Everyone else happened to be right on the dot?
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4022 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:41 pm to
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Why is Bryce the only one with a fraction? Everyone else happened to be right on the dot?

I'd assume the QB position is where height is most scrutinized by scouts so they decide to be as exact as possible.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
14410 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:42 pm to
Sidewalk, I see you’re up today doing the lord’s work. Keep on.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61158 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Just your daily Alabama thread brought to you by Sidewalk


I missed yesterday
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68143 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Michael J Fox


Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
31291 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 3:52 pm to
This is any major college

Players are always one or two inches smaller than their listed height.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17099 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 4:20 pm to
Imagine being so obsessed with Alabama that you actually give a shite how their players are measured.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 4:31 pm to
I mean who actually believed Bryce was 6 foot. I don’t care if he was 4 foot the dude balled out
Posted by TidalSurge1
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/6/23 at 4:34 pm to
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SidewalkTiger

Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35364 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 6:07 pm to
Atcheson

He overcompensates to make things look better.
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20937 posts
Posted on 3/6/23 at 8:29 pm to
The same female said my penis was 12"
This post was edited on 3/6/23 at 8:44 pm
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