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re: 2013 Auburn Football Recruiting Thread: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:27 pm to Rig
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:27 pm to Rig
Am I the only one embarrassed by that shite show of a thread marines started over on the SECR? One thing about our fan base, when things go wrong we overreact every single time.
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Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:28 pm to GenesChin
Some of you guys need to smoke some weed and chill. Coach Chizik is managing +100 grown men who have a very large ego. You can expect ~5% to be shitheads.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:29 pm to Rig
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You can't prevent what happened to Dismukes.. the only way you prevent what went down last night is not recruiting him.
ETA: 1600
People are forgetting this part. Unless you want to be BYU, there is no way to avoid this stuff.
The upperclassmen though need to step up to ensure nothing happens for the rest of the year. This shite happens to every program. Honey Badger at LSU, Georgia and Florida on a nightly basis, ND QBs.
The point people are missing is that it is all bunched together for a change. Had this been spread out between Pike and a bowl game, nobody would make a big deal. Just because it is the week before Clemson
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:30 pm to blzr
He doesn't exactly just say, "hey, _______ (insert name), go have sex with ________ (recruit name)." But he knows which ones are ready and willing, for whatever reason. He knows which ones aren't. He also knows which recruits would like certain Tigerettes. Some like whores, some like "good" girls. If you have a big-time recruit coming in that wants whatever from a hot girl, you better believe he'll send one of the slutty Tigerettes. If you have a guy with his family coming that come from a religious background and well known Christians, guess which Tigerettes they're going to get...
This doesn't just happen at Auburn, it happens other places. But I don't like it. And I must stress that not all Tigerettes are like this.
This doesn't just happen at Auburn, it happens other places. But I don't like it. And I must stress that not all Tigerettes are like this.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:31 pm to 15sammy34
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Am I the only one embarrassed by that shite show of a thread marines started over on the SECR? One thing about our fan base, when things go wrong we overreact every single time.
Agree on the overreacting. It gets old. Then you have dumbass gumps talking shite about our coaches, acting like nothing shady is going on in shittown... i.e. every football player driving Yukons.
This post was edited on 8/25/12 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:34 pm to GenesChin
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have heard he was confrontational at Sigma Pi
He was arrested on East Magnolia...that's a long arse walk for him. More likely he was at a bar.
And for those complaining about coaches doing this and that: There are more proactive ways to express your concern. Look up some email addresses in the AD and send them a properly worded email. Creating more message board fodder isn't helping anything.
War Eagle guys
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:35 pm to blzr
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Yea I highly doubt Luper is going out telling Lucy the tigerrette to go give jamal a blowjob tonight. Don't say that like it's fact.
It doesn't happen like that, but at every solid SEC program there are hostesses who are known to want to "help" the program in any way they can. Some coaches will, occasionally, set such as hostess up to host a player needed. Said coaches will mention the importance of that player and say something along the lines of "I know he'll feel welcomed by you" or some similarly vague bullshite that sends the message. Most coaches only use those "helpers" once or twice a season. It sounds like TTs is saying Luper is exploiting the situation more frequently than what happens in a normal recruiting season.
I dot think he is implicating Luper in some prostitution thing.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:36 pm to 15sammy34
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Am I the only one embarrassed by that shite show of a thread marines started over on the SECR? One thing about our fan base, when things go wrong we overreact every single time.
I agree. Like TTowels said I'm waiting until 2013 to make a judgment call on CGC.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:36 pm to bamasgot13
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I dot think he is implicating Luper in some prostitution thing.
:thuga'd:
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:39 pm to bamasgot13
quote:This is exactly what I'm saying. Luper isn't just coming out and saying, "Go frick Dee Liner, etc."
It sounds like TTs is saying Luper is exploiting the situation more frequently than what happens in a normal recruiting season.
quote:Absolutely not.
I dot think he is implicating Luper in some prostitution thing.
But then again, I must be full of shite.
People push it aside and think no way can this happen at a University I love so much. But it does, and it sucks. I'd love to see it end in the near future. In this day and age, it's OK to help needy kids (and recruits) out with some things. Give them a couple bucks for food, grab them some cleats for their high school games, etc. But I don't want anything like paying thousands of dollars to recruits. And sending Sally Joe to be "friendly" with Eddie Goldman. frick that.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:40 pm to plazadweller
quote:Yeah, I'd hate to see Chizik go, but Auburn fans will grow restless.
I agree. Like TTowels said I'm waiting until 2013 to make a judgment call on CGC.
We're in this to win, albeit I'd rather us do it as clean as possible.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:51 pm to blzr
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Yea I highly doubt Luper is going out telling Lucy the tigerrette to go give jamal a blowjob tonight. Don't say that like it's fact.
If it takes giving a 5* a booty call..a 4* a blowjob and a 3* a handjob then I'm all for it.
This post was edited on 8/25/12 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:54 pm to TTsTowel
In my opinion, Chizik is handling the situations well after the fact. We are just having a bad run right now.
When I look at the talent that has left the past two years, it scares me.
When I look at the talent that has left the past two years, it scares me.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:54 pm to 15sammy34
No embarrassed myself, this is stupid. Some people
need to get a grip! Unbelieveable.
need to get a grip! Unbelieveable.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 8:55 pm to REV-S
Pres Bush was arrested @19 for PI, and he did ok for himself.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:00 pm to LanierSpots
As bad as people outside the Auburn program liked to heckle Cam Newton for zero leadership, being a terrible teammate, a selfish person, etc., I would love to have a leader and player like him come through the program again. Not exactly in terms of athletic talent, but he was the quarterback. He was the leader of the team. Players listened to him. He knew when to be serious, and he knew when it was OK to joke around and have a good time.
We're missing a guy like that.
We're missing a guy like that.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:14 pm to LanierSpots
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In my opinion, Chizik is handling the situations well after the fact. We are just having a bad run right now.
When I look at the talent that has left the past two years, it scares me.
Haven't you heard? Troop and Lup are whoring out our tigerrettes. Somehow, a 19 year old, at college, gets in trouble for drinking, and we're a sinking ship.
This post was edited on 8/25/12 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:26 pm to AUCE05
At a kickoff party tonight. Enjoyed this:
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to AUCE05
I can not believe some of you. We have a guy get drunk, he should not have. The felony 4 was bad, this is BS. To bring up Tigerettes after the attack they went through last year is total BS. Please turn in your Auburn card.
These are college students. If you lived in the 70s it was very easy to get laid. I am sure it is easier now. College kids drink, smoke weed and have sex as often as they can.
These are college students. If you lived in the 70s it was very easy to get laid. I am sure it is easier now. College kids drink, smoke weed and have sex as often as they can.
Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to AUCE05
I cannot believe some of the people on this board.
To think our program is going down over a 19 yr old for PI.
To think our program is going down over a 19 yr old for PI.
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