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How much would it take for you to coach this team and what would your record be?
Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:24 pm
Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:24 pm
1 million a year and 5 wins in my 1st season
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Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:48 pm to boogiewoogie1978
shite I'll coach them to 4 wins for half of your asking price, as long as I get my $16 million buyout in a few years when I'm fired
Then it's beach and tequila time every day, sometimes even for breakfast
Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:49 pm to boogiewoogie1978
6 mil/year and 7 wins the first year.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:53 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Pay- cocaine, unlimited hookers, and private jet
Record- We wouldn't lose until I eventually flame out and get my own 30 for 30 documentary on my downfall.
Record- We wouldn't lose until I eventually flame out and get my own 30 for 30 documentary on my downfall.
Posted on 11/13/23 at 6:59 pm to boogiewoogie1978
3.50 million.
I would say the other team would win every game.
National championship here we come
I would say the other team would win every game.
National championship here we come
Posted on 11/13/23 at 7:00 pm to boogiewoogie1978
125 grand per win, would win 5 my first season.
Would use the rest of his outrageous salary to hire amazing coordinators and recruiters.
Would win 6 my 2nd season,
7 the next
8 the next
9 the next
10 the next and quite prior to the bowl game to retire to Fiji. Leave everyone guessing Kingsbury style!
Would use the rest of his outrageous salary to hire amazing coordinators and recruiters.
Would win 6 my 2nd season,
7 the next
8 the next
9 the next
10 the next and quite prior to the bowl game to retire to Fiji. Leave everyone guessing Kingsbury style!
Posted on 11/13/23 at 8:48 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Bowl eligibility wouldn't be a problem in year 1. So I'd do that for 1 mill to prove myself. Now I'd want 7mill in the extension and an iron clad buyout from Hunter in year 2 of course.
From there probably going downhill as it's counterintuitive for me to work hard when I really want that buyout
From there probably going downhill as it's counterintuitive for me to work hard when I really want that buyout
Posted on 11/14/23 at 12:29 pm to boogiewoogie1978
Pay me 250k a year and throw the rest at top tier coordinators for scheme, let me go full CEO and handle the culture.
Team full of players ready to die on the field for the Hog in 2 years, Natty in 5.
I applied but they said I was overqualified for the position. They're looking for someone with less experience.
Team full of players ready to die on the field for the Hog in 2 years, Natty in 5.
I applied but they said I was overqualified for the position. They're looking for someone with less experience.
This post was edited on 11/14/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 11/14/23 at 12:38 pm to boogiewoogie1978
0-12 but I'd do it for free basketball season tickets
Posted on 11/14/23 at 3:16 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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At that price range they'd probably keep me around at least a year or two and if I somehow manage to avoid shitting the bed I could probably negotiate up to 2 million a year. Give me just a couple of years of that and I'll be happy to retire and take care of my family.
At that price range they'd probably keep me around at least a year or two and if I somehow manage to avoid shitting the bed I could probably negotiate up to 2 million a year. Give me just a couple of years of that and I'll be happy to retire and take care of my family.
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