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Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:46 pm to hawgfaninc
Posted on 12/2/19 at 1:46 pm to hawgfaninc
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Do tell...
Well, you asked for it. Let's just say he was known to have a tendency to try to order a tossed salad from the coeds to go along with dinner.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:00 pm to Beached Tusky
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Dude - you are in LaLa land.
Anyone with a brain could see who was running UW... all they had to do was pay attention.
The pathetic thing is Arkansas leadership couldn't see past the lather treatment Bert was applying to Jeff Long's egotistical arse.
Most of the fanbase couldn't either... it was pathetically naive, and the media was front and center of it all with their ignorance and unquestioning acceptance.
And don't forget all of the turds on tardville with their unwavering support. Group think at its finest. How that place has a single poster baffles the mind. Its like Nazi Germany. You aren't allowed to think for yourself. Mods are heavy handed. The pansy arse bitches can't even take a little cursing. And all of the stupidity over there. Like the whole smokescreen bullshite with coaching searches. Oh my source was right but apparently that candidate was just a smokescreen. As if...... Lanny and his clan likely still get permission for sleepovers and all live in their mothers basements.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:01 pm to HogX
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Well, you asked for it. Let's just say he was known to have a tendency to try to order a tossed salad from the coeds to go along with dinner.
Wait was he the tossie or the tosser? Important people want to know.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:06 pm to SpauldingHog
He wanted his butthole licked. I mean I've licked a few myself, but I'd be down to let a woman do it to me. Shower first of course.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:07 pm to SpauldingHog
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Wait was he the tossie or the tosser? Important people want to know.
Oh, rest assured he was the tossie. No word on if he wore the windbreaker the entire time. A windbreaker is better than breaking wind I suppose.
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He wanted his butthole licked. I mean I've licked a few myself, but I'd be down to let a woman do it to me. Shower first of course.
Of course. Not knocking the concept...but imagine being some unassuming sociology major just trying to get your books paid for and resorting to that horror show. Lort.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:10 pm to HogX
IDK few things are more rewarding than the "nobody is around" just letting one rip-windbreaker.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:15 pm to SpauldingHog
This is the kind of quality content I contribute to the board.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:16 pm to russellvillehog
Oh damn CORRECTION: Bielema getting his arse ate
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:22 pm to WaveHog
IDK about tossing any salads. I do know that when I'm on campus I feel like a lion in the jungle. Young girls are very easy to talk too. And even easier to impress. Older women have seen all the tricks and are so defensive that even sincerity is dismissed as "gaming"
Just this morning I walked a really hot 20 year old to her car and I was thinking man if I was younger you'd be dinner.
I can't imagine how HARD it would be to be on campus and in that situation while also being wealthy and well known. I'm guessing that I'd make Petrino look like a shut in. Just sayin.
Just this morning I walked a really hot 20 year old to her car and I was thinking man if I was younger you'd be dinner.
I can't imagine how HARD it would be to be on campus and in that situation while also being wealthy and well known. I'm guessing that I'd make Petrino look like a shut in. Just sayin.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 2:58 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Hard to see him going to Arkansas unless it is with the hopes of using it as a stepping stone to something better.
This is good. FAU telling us were a stepping stone program
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:29 pm to SpauldingHog
Sounds like you’re ugly. Or just poor.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:30 pm to SpauldingHog
Wow, that is one of the cringiest things I’ve read in a while.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:53 pm to Porcine Human
This thread turned to absolute gold in a hurry
Posted on 12/2/19 at 3:57 pm to SpauldingHog
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Just this morning I walked a really hot 20 year old to her car and I was thinking man if I was younger you'd be dinner.
Slow down, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:10 pm to SpauldingHog
You PB posts make a lot more sense now. You are one messed up person. :barf:
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:21 pm to HogX
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Slow down, Jeffrey Dahmer.
Well I was thinking eating. Just not arse. Wink wink. And I'm neither poor nor ugly. I am however, old. And when you get to my age and the young ladies still notice you, its nice.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:25 pm to HogX
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imagine being some unassuming sociology major just trying to get your books paid
And now some poor Wisconsin bastard is married to a chick that ate Berts butt
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:28 pm to russellvillehog
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He wanted his butthole licked. I mean I've licked a few myself, but I'd be down to let a woman do it to me. Shower first of course.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 4:29 pm to SpauldingHog
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And when you get to my age and the young ladies still notice you, it leads to a restraining order.
FTFY
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