Meet Miami Sideline Reporter Trish Christakis

The first pic is all you need to see. It's the best one of them all.

Just her look. Kind that leaves every guy with under 8 figure net worth on delivered. Not even read, but delivered. I just don't see her being a good, reliable partner. I can't pinpoint it. Maybe plastic-ish? Something does it.

I bet she’s a landing strip type of gal

Yeah she's not hot at all

Glad my last name isn’t Christsakes, middle school would have been rough

Noice!

Noice!

Am I crazy or is she a little wonky eyed.

Omw to Miami right now to ask her hand in marriage.

Talk about a smoke show. Fine as wine

She does have a bit of a whomp-eye, but those sweater pies and lower unit make it acceptable.

She is a beautiful version of Monica Lewinsky

Someone got a darts arse whippin

Oh hell yeah

10

Yep

Her life should be painfully easy

Wood

Holy cow she is beautiful!

Dat azz