How Do I Unsee Sammy Sosa Dressed As A Cowboy For His B-Day Party?

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He looks embalmed

Nobody mentioned that this wasn't his birthday? This was someone's else party. Come on, Larry. It was his wife's. You should remember making a post about Sosa's party pictures back in November.

Berry incredible

He comes across as a guy that played football for 20 yrs.

Don Cheadle wore it better in Boogie Nights.

I’d let his cowgirl ride on this pony though

beisbol been berry berry good to me.

Auditioning as a stand-in on Monk?

Michael Jackson, part 2.

Yee haaww, its Yo Sammity Sosa

How is there not a Sammy Sosa reality show????

How does someone lighten all of their skin like that?

those slammin sammy's frosted flakes he endorsed seem to be taking over his body

Ole baw looks frail

Rhinestone cowboy

Gene Autry is alive!

He looks and moves like a poorly-done wax figure of himself.

Stuff of nightmares

Michael Jackson-esque.