Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire Arrested For Touching Himself In Florida Parking Lot
© Butch Dill-USA TODAY Sports
Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested last week after cops say he was caught exposing himself in a Florida parking lot...
quote:

According to the report ... cops say after they rolled up to the parking lot, they saw McGuire with his shirt "barely covering his genitals" and his sweatpants around his ankles.

They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent."

Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that."

In the report, cops claim when they got McGuire's phone to try to find his current address ... they noticed an "extremely pornographic video was playing on the screen."

Filed Under: MLB
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com

Comments

17 Comments
What's wrong with jerking off in your car? I mean, its YOUR car amirite?
Reply7 days
E2
Reply8 days
It's in the culcha and dna,i wonder if any schools are in that area
Reply8 days
"I was calling for a heater."
Reply8 days
"Catcher arrested for touching himself in the parking lot" - but if he does it on a baseball diamond, its just part of the game.
Reply8 days
Catch(er) and release
Reply8 days
Porn Kills! I guess that's what happens when you walk around adjusting your cup 8 hrs a day.
Reply8 days
The Astros ruined his career.
Reply8 days
"extremely pornographic" - as opposed to....?
Reply8 days
As opposed to a late nite soft porn on Cinemax staring Amber Smith.
8 days
The ol Kellen Winslow Jr motion. Nice!
Reply8 days
Pornhub should be sued
Reply8 days
I spit coke all over my screen at work after the Carjacking gone wrong comment!! Well played sir
Reply8 days
he "had an erection which was very apparent." Well, good for him
Reply8 days
A car jacking gone wrong.
Reply8 days
Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that." He definitely wasn't all in
Reply8 days
When duty calls...
Reply8 days
Popular Stories
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter